ANSWERS: 26
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if you hit me again mate that`ll be twice
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I lost the keys to my place, can I stay at yours?
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Hiya, glad to meet me :)
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"In uniform?....or out?"
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The QE2.
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How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. my name is....
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?? lol
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checks in the mail. trust me i won't cum in your mouth.
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You must be exhausted from running around in my head.
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I knew I had to cancel my dogs cell phone when he started getting free rollover minutes:)
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Blonds really do have more fun:)+5
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I got more one liners than Whitney/Bobby's coffee table
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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When some idiot says, "You're fat!" I reply, "I can lose weight, but to fix an @sshole like you will take SURGERY!"
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you look great in that dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor
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Bad decisions make good stories. Or Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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If you think everything is going to be ok, you have obviously overlooked something.
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I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Your eyes remind me of spanners, every time I look into them, my nuts start to tighten.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Life is just what you make it.
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you be sin squared theta, then i'll be cos squared theta and together we'll be one ;)
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"Whatever!"
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Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
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From Groucho.....(Gentlemen...and I use that term loosely)
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"I've had a wonderful time - this wasn't it." ~ Groucho Marx.
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