Let's see how many we can get with no repeats: Name a musical instrument and a stereotype associated with playing it.
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accordion- a dweeby polka player .... a geek
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Tuba players are fat.
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bagpipe- scottish
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Piano; Jerry Lee Lewis!!!!!!!nuff said!!!!!!!!!
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Piccalo - woman or gay guy
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Trumpet player with a lot of wind (gas)!
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Didgeridoo, All Australians can play it.
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Pan Pipes - guy wearing a poncho... : )
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banjo: flannel shirt and overalls -- rolled up with bare feet and straw coming out of his mouth
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harp. sofisticated, somewhat beautiful woman wearing a long, dark dress and loose, long hair.
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Violin. They are smart, stuck up people that only care about themselves and want only what is best for themselves.
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Cymbals - The guy that wasn't good enough for anything else except for maybe the triangle.
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bass guitar: guy who stands out from other members of the group
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Clarinet: A Cajun guy from "Nou Orleoonh" with a gleam in his eye.
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Sax player always looks suave and as if he loves himself.
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Other than harps and angels, I would say organ and a person in a choir robe playing it.
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Harp - Woman
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Piano, my job
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electric guitar- a guy in tight jeans with his foot on the foldback amp.
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Steel Drums - Jamaican, multi-colored beret, and dreadlocks!
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flute - fairies
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The Theramin. A highly underrated instrument. And very cool to watch being played. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin
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The saw - hillbillies
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flute - prissy, blonde girls (only at school) it's not true, ok? i play the flute...and i'm known for my sarcasm and willingness to walk through puddles that no one else will touch, much less walk in.
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clarinet-sounding aweful IE squidward on spongebob
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Rubible! (Or ribible) Associated with Geoffrey Chaucer, sex, considered to be frivolous.
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acoustic guitar. hippie/surfer
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Viola/Violists -- not good enough to play the violin. *rolls eyes*
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a euphonium is often mistaken for a baritone or a mini tuba... and they always use clarinets when they make movies and they portray the kid as a 'band geek.'
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High School Band Stereotypes: Flutes: All girls with the occasional guy (who always is assumed is gay) who are constantly waging rumor war with each other. Clarinets: Can't hear them unless they squeak. Generally the geekier people of the band who practice a lot. Saxophones: The cool kids. Slicked back hair, often seen wearing sun glasses indoors or at night. Trumpets: Loud. Obnoxious. Full of themselves, think they own the band. Band director constantly giving them "I'm going to kill you" looks. French Horns/mellophones: Mellow, easy going kids. Generally are the brains behind the trumpet's better pranks. Trombones/Euphoniums/Baritones: Tough guys. Pretty strong. Usually are the brawn that back up the trumpets when they get in trouble. Tubas: Natural leaders (whether they know it or not). (Usually) Big guys you can rely on. Think they play the manliest instrument ever, no one contests it.
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Mr PantsFellDown I got news for ya. Trumpet players DO own the band. We are the lead instrument. Whereas saxophones are for making "HONKING NOISES" and we gotta wonder...why would anyone want to listen to honking noises? What are you going for anyway? FLOCK OF GEESE sounds?? -
Mr PantsFellDown Oh and French horns have nothing to do with trumpet. They dont even exist in a jazz band. Gay boy french horners! Those are the 'boys' that prance off and pick flowers when the bus stops! Then later become republican supporters (because they only PICKED "french horn" in the first place because dadsy is a snooty poncy rich guy)
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Mr PantsFellDown Oh and tuba players ARE FAT, not tough. They are face-stuffing girlfriendless fat mama's boys.
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Mr PantsFellDown Trumpet players RULE. We're smart, funny, fit, we get all the girls, we're the stars. The rest of you are all there only to back us up. (And you know this is true, or you wouldn't have resentfully mentioned it). .Pthhht!
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kazoo, little kids
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Mandolin,,overalls and a corn cob pipe
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