ANSWERS: 12
  • I would say to the individual that I don't plan to be a godless bastard.
    • we are dough 68
      Only males can be bastards. Silly !
    • Jenny Rizzo
      According to English dictionaries, a bastard has different meanings. 1. Includes the acts or act of lying, spreading misinformation, 2. A child without married parents. 3. A son or daughter without a spiritual Father known as God the Father.
    • we are dough 68
      I'm so ashamed of my ignorance. I'll go sit in the corner and abstain myself from supper.
    • Jenny Rizzo
      I'm too adroit at it. You are only embarrassing yourself with other ABers. If you don't have a good reputation, it is no big deal, although if you have a good reputation among AB friends, they will see you in a negative way.
    • we are dough 68
      I have no friends. Period.
    • Jenny Rizzo
      And the sentence continues: lose your man boobs so you can make some friends Period
    • we are dough 68
      If I lose my man boobs, I'll be able to see my small pecker. And I don't need that shame.
    • Jenny_Rizzo
      It's more shameful for a man to wear a sports bra. lol
    • we are dough 68
      Point taken. I'll go put myself in the corner. Again.
  • I tell him God is real heaven is real and. I am so sure of this I would stand there and let him cut my throat in order to go there.
  • Would say that he/she is wrong. And say "God exists within you as you" And if he/she would look within, beyond his/her Ego, he/she would see the absolute truth for himself/herself.
  • I'd tell him/her to get off my f*ckin' porch and pay attention to the No Trespassing sign next time or I'll kill 'em and bury 'em in the back yard next to the Jehovah's Witness.
  • Prove him wrong.
  • i would tell him i dont want to talk about it
  • Get out of here!
    • Jenny_Rizzo
      Atheists have the tendency for using profanity words, so be careful. lol
  • Funny question Jenny, because it's not likely to ever happen. Atheists don't go door to door pushing/preaching and pestering people with their point of view/belief on anybody.
  • I'd say, "I already know. Now go away, you fool."
    • Jenny Rizzo
      I have a better suggestion. Tell them there are no vowels in Hebrew for the name Jehovah. lol
    • we are dough 68
      No, that's not better.
    • Jenny Rizzo
      It is, and I'll tell you why. That would hurt their feelings to know that there is no such thing as Jehovah. But at least you're conscient to avoid interfering with them. If you are not interested to hear what they have to say, just don't open the door and they will go away. You know better, it is rude and uneducated to call them fools.
    • we are dough 68
      A leopard can't change his spots.
    • Jenny Rizzo
      See what I mean? Your comment is not helpful. To put the Jehovah's Witnesses aside, since they are notorious for knocking on people's doors, if an atheist knocks on your door, it will also be rude to call him or her a fool.
    • we are dough 68
      Not on my island. It's mandatory behaviour.
    • Jenny_Rizzo
      Such a barbaric island.
  • I would never convert to atheism.
  • I would laugh in his face.
  • Why waste time about something they don't like?
    • Jenny_Rizzo
      You tell me, genius.

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