• That's what they say. But I'm not young enough to have bought any sunblock. I always put on tanning oil to accelerate the process, not block it. I used to go from lily white to Jamaican brown every May, to impress the ladies with my shirtless torso, my gleaming white teeth and healthy bronzed skin, and flowing hair... my exuberant youthful anti-authoritarian attitude, my guitar playing, my... *pulls at collar* It's getting a little warm in here. (I think I'm falling in love with me all over again.) (Ah, but who wouldn't!
  • Yes, but it's still the best way to get vitamin D.

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