ANSWERS: 6
  • "Pull my finger" comes to mind ; )
    • Ice man
      That one only works on children and idiots. lol
  • I think its nice to start with an observation or a humorous aside.
    • Ice man
      [tongue in cheek] Wouldn't both sides be better. :; )
  • "Do you like my boots?"
    • Ice man
      Well now that you mention it ... yes they're very nice. : )
  • I walk right up, look her in the eye, and say "Hi there good lookin', can I buy you a drink?".
    • we are dough 68
      Go on then. Make it a double.
    • Ice man
      Hey, bartender ! Can you get this guy in the pink dress a pair of "Shirley Temples" ?
    • we are dough 68
      Does he have anything older ?
    • Ice man
      There's a stiff one, that looks like Charley Chaplin, in the corner booth...
    • we are dough 68
      Does she go all the way on a first date ?
    • Ice man
      Well he made it this far so ... maybe.
  • "Hello, Handsome. Fancy some hot, rampant sex with a well-hung Dude ?"
    • Ice man
      Why, do you know one ?
    • we are dough 68
      Yes, you.
    • Ice man
      I meant besides me.
    • we are dough 68
      Kevin Spacey ?
    • Ice man
      But the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct said he was hung like a "bull hamster"...
  • not sure, im still trying to figure that out

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