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He likely rode the Tyranosaurus Ignoramus, which symbolized those who make light of Him and His sacrifice for their sake.
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Jesus was big on being kind to others. I think it was a "please-iosaur". +5
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Lol....the imaginarus stupisaur.
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You're a regular laugh riot, you are. Ha ha, ho ho, he he. Verily, my body is wracked with hysterical laughter. : /
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An allosururs wasn't it?
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DILDOsaurus
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He did not ride a dinosaur! They'd died out by then. He instead summoned his fleet of alien compainions and a gigantic Teletubby to crush the Romans. But the Romans fought back with their giant termite lazer beams!! Who could win a battle of such epic preportions?! IT SHALL FOREVER BE A MYSTERY.
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Romanasarus Ex! He intimidated them by riding on one of their own.
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I'm pretty sure he rode in on a Horse.
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He went to the Caves of Darkness and summoned the Blasphemysaurus, A big creature that stood 25 feet high. It's dark purple scales glimmered and his green eyes glowed in the moonlight. He then mounted the beast with fervor and kicked the beast into life. As he descended onto the Romans, the Romans cowared in fear from Jesus's Battle Shout "They May take our lives, But they'll never take our Freedom!!!"
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That would be the Thesaurus. Jesus' weapon against the Romans was the words from his mouth.
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And what have you been smoking? Did you roll it up in the pages of that Bible you aren't reading, but claim to be quoting?
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I'll contact a moderator and see if all of you all can get a blasphemy section here on AB, so you can all have your little fun together.
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Wasn't he riding a horse? Dinos were all dead by that time.
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You must think were that bored and completely stupid
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Barney, the imaginary dinosaur!
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According to the historical records which persist, Jesus often rode some therapod or sauropod dinosaur.
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Jesus never went to battle against any Romans.
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What drugs are you using? I want some too. +5
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First of all, Jesus did not ride into battle against the Romans - he was trying to befriend them and convert them to Christianity, a task later accomplished by Apostle Paul while living in Rome as a prisoner. Second, dinosaurs were extinct long before the time of Jesus.
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