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you shouldn't cower like a pussy.
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Mr PantsFellDownThat's true. If a gun is ever pointed at you in seriousness, DO NOT follow your instinct to stay perfectly still, hoping he won't actually shoot you if you act as obedient as humanly possible. Because if his intent is to shoot you, all you're doing is letting him aim for your heart. (Whereas, if you run and zig zag and tumble like in a movie, he'll probably still shoot you, and even hit you, but you at least stand a chance of only getting winged, and not killed.
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what kind of gun is that? I like it where'd you get it? Or "youre not gonna use that on me are you?"
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Go on then. I'll just stick my finger in the end.
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Boola Boo
Many years ago a young man working at a produce store shared this story; He was holding a shotgun and he put his middle finger in the barrel. (just fooling around) It became stuck so he tried to shake it out...kaboom. The gun went off and blew his finger to smithereens. And that is the story of how he lost his finger right down to the hand.
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I'm busy, come back later.
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"pull the trigger". its a very bad idea to say that.
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FIRE!
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Hey, how loud is that thing?
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Kiss my *ss and Go to H*ll
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Hey, why don't you go shoot that dude over there!! *points over there*
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Come on a.....e, make my day!
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Go ahead.....Bitch! xD
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That'll land you a few years in the slammer!
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Does that fire?
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Love me?
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Hey can i borrow your cell for a second, I want to call your wife and say thanks for last night. :D
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You shouldn't say "You're a pu**y" to them.
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OMG? what side of the family did you inherit that nose? Look at those nostrils.......I could stick my head up one of those and I could scream and you'd hear an echo...........
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Awww... shoot. Better to say awwww... SHUCKS!
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"too bad I took your bullets out while you werent looking... that thing wont even fire HA! FAIL!"
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I fyour going to point a gun... you better be ready to pull the trigger!
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I surrender. Because I won't.
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i bet you cant hit me here (pointing to my head)
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Dude, the revolver isn't loaded.
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*sniffs the air a few times* Ew. Did you put deoderant on this morning?
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Mines bigger.
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If I may quote one of my favorite movie characters. "Go ahead, make my day". +4 invis for you NUNYA
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Wanna have a race and see who can outrun the bullet fastest?
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*High-pitched voice* I'm going make you eat dat gun and den I'm going to eat yo childwen!
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Are you serious? You are hilarious...
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haha...pull the trigger and i will kill you
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Have you looked at Amway lately? We have some great products . . .
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I dare you ass*ole. You couldn't hit the side of a barn.
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So I guess you don't want one of our pamphlets?
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Put that away!!!
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Shoot me p*ssy....comn, shoot me.
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Im am rubber you are glue. Whatever you do, it will bounce off me and stick to you. (stick toungue out)
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ha ha you dont have the balls to pull the trigger
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Go ahead and shoot me, I bet you don't even know how to work the gun.
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Tell your wife I'm not gonna make it over tonight.
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I hope that gun is a Wal*Mart special! or maybe... What are yah waiting for...Christmas???
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As If.
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"I slept with your wife!" *BANG*
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go ahead punk, make my day
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That little thing looks like a toy; lem me see it.
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"Looks like somebody is trying to compensate for coming up a little short somewhere else"
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Go on shoot me I dare you, I don't think you have the guts...
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Have you ever considered you may have a chemical imbalance or how about I bet you hate your mother don't you?
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umm...is that suppose to compensate for what's in your pants?
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Go ahead punk,make my day LOL
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You won't use that you FUCKRAG!! *Sticks finger in barrel.*
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Hey is that gun for real.: )
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No seriously, your wife is really good in bed.
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That's the dumbest looking gun I've ever seen .. I bet it doesn't even work.
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I'm going to make your day.
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You mean if you DON'T want to die? "Pull the trigger!"
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Is it loaded ?
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its ok im safe your wife told me you was were firering blanks
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Wanna play russian roulette, you have a go at me first!!
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i dare you to use it.
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"LOL, the irony. i just fired my 'weapon' all over your wife's face this morning"
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I bet that isn't even a real gun.
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I'm calling the police right now! +5
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Get that f______ thing out of my face, you creep! +4
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i bet its not loaded or you dont have the balls or you get one free shot
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You don't even have any bullets. *BANG* Oh, I suppose you do. +4
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Go ahead, Make my day!
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I bet ya a 1000 bucks that I'll die if ya shoot me in the head.
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oh yeah your wife sure can suck a good dick
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LOL you know its not loaded.
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You want to talk this over and have a beer?
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NO
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when I squint, and the light is shinning just right I can see the bullet, wait move a little to the left... little more, ok now up just a bit... no that's still not a kill shot your too high, get a little closer.
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"How would you like to suck my balls" "F U" "man, your wife could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose" "that's not what your mama said last night"
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"I call bull sh*t!"
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How about I'am going to kill you, I'am going to kill you after this
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"I know you. i slept with your wife last night". BOOM!
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"Hi, my name is Clark Kent."
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Hey, dumbass, it's not going to fire because you left the safety on!
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YOur mamas ugler than you.
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comb your hair! tuck your shirt in! look like a gentelman for gods sake!! nag nag nag nag nag........
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Your breath stinks!
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Uh...you know the safety is still on right?
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Your fly is down...
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Shoot me now or let me shoot you instead.
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sorry dude black men are better.
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"Err, excuse me, but you have the gun the wrong way. If you're going to shoot me at least do it right."
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"Oh I bet you wouldn't do it!! Ha look you can't do it! The safety is on! Naa kidding, common mate grow some balls and do it!"
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Boooooo person might get scared and pull the trigger
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Pretend dead and then perform daredevil stunt… take away the gun and blow the person’s head off and yell BOOMSHAKALAKA
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Ask (very politely) for a loo break, and say I WILL BE BACK (like a terminator):P
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"You don't even know how to use that thing!"
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You aren't man enough, you haven't got the guts.
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you looked bigger in the photo
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'Nah nah pal, you're doing it all wrong, the safety cap is on!!'
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was that your momma I slept with last night?
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NO BALLS!!
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Hey Einstein...... Are you gonna take the safety off?
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Hey Einstein...... Are you gonna take the safety off?
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oh haha pointing a fake gun at me, very funny.
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how about 'i've got a bigger 1 than that' lol
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