How do I keep my grandpa from humping my guests legs?
by 
Payton Parker
ANSWERS: 18
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get a leesh?
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Chain him in the garage.
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Buy him a blow up doll Put him in his room and let him "go at it"! LOL
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I sincerely hope your "grandpa" is the name of your dog! Get a shock collar if it is. If your real "Grandpa" is humping a guests leg - don't invite me! Seriously though - take him in for a med check and consider a nursing home - he probably needs more care than you apear able to provide.
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I can't even answer this question...lol the visual is too much...LOL
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Give him treats yo...
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Hit him in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say in a firm voice NO Grandpa
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Are you referring to your dog?
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Are you serious? Take him to the medical center for help.
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bring a guest that agrees to keep him occupied. (if there isn't a grandma to go with your grandpa. if there is a grandma, you should talk to her about it ;)
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Strap grandma to their leg before he gets in the room.
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Tie him to the chair lol
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LMAO....how about you grab a rolled up newspaper and teach Gramps right from wrong!!!
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Tell them to get on all fours and pull their pants down! If they dont like it they can leave right?! Or do you have them in your pit?!
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We rub Dog Excrement on our guests legs on arrival....It has a dual effect...he does not hump as much, they do not visit as much...
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Your grandpa humps them. Have them push him away and not let him do it.
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Either use a shock collar or put him in his cage.
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Get him a bone to chew on!
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