A jerk at a party called me a "Femi-nazi" because I asked him why he thought it was weird that women could be good golfers. Any ideas on how to punish the clown?
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ANSWERS: 31
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Isn't his own stupidity and ignorance enough of a punishment? After all, he's going to be THAT GUY for the rest of his sad, pathetic, little life.
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be nice to him.
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Rape him.
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WTF? Women golfers aren't weird loooooooooooooooooooool, that's pretty stupid to call you a feminazi for THAT, I mean if you had said something like, "men should die" then sure, but for golfing???? noo way! It's not weird that women can be good golfers...I think all golfers are weird in general so yeah...:P
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Silly! That's a trick insecure bastards use to try and get you to be ashamed of thinking women should be equal to men. Don't fall for that. Laugh it off, he's just trying to keep you in what he thinks is your place. If you get angry, he wins. If you ignore him you keep him in his place. I'm sorry you had to deal with one of those. They circulate like insects.
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Don't give him any p*ssy. Just moooooove along with your life.
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I don't mind being beat by a lady in any competition. I have been shooting firearms most of my life and when i took my newly wed wife to target practice, she got a better score. I was soo proud of her. I love her more and more every day. As far as punish the clown, living good is the best revenge.
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if you're in NY, find somebody with an italian last name and hire them to take him out :D
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Did you say anything else to make him think that you're a feminist? Some feminists are so down on males, they refuse to even accept that men are usually stronger, faster athletes.
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Ignore him and continue to be the intelligent, thoughtful woman that you are. Better yet, do something really amazing and prove him wrong!
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Beat him with a golf club... possibly while playing golf.
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Show him how easy it is to hit some well placed balls.
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Femi-nazi is a clever put down Lets have some clever ripostes. I'm still thinking... I see you say he is Italian - "Wop!"
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There are a lot of jerks out there that think women cannot do anything. There is no changing there opinions. They are products of their raising. So he's ignorant...just ignore him. I doubt showing him up will sway his opinion. It would probably only piss him off and cause problems for yourself from him in the future. Been there before.
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The best way to punish the clown is to ignore him and his childish name-calling.
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Invite him to play a game of golf and when you get him out on the course, hit him over the head with a club
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Tell him he needs to stick a tampon up his man-gina
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Tell him that if he is intelligent enough, he should create his own ideas and use his own original language rather than slavishly follow the lead of Rush Limbo. Tell him that he's only thirty years behind the times. Ask him whether he still beats his wife.
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Beat him in golf
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Punish him? No, ignore him.
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Pit him against this woman: http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Believe-it-or-don-t-Golfer-hits-hole-in-one-on-?urn=golf,148276
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Remind him that Rush Limbaugh is a dope fiend and challenge him to the back 9
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Ignore him. Egotists such as those hate being ignored more than anything else!
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I say be nice too. Never let anyone know that they have upset you...b/c then they have the power. I would act so nice that he would wonder why am I not hurt by his comment/action.
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If this was a private conversation that nobody else was listening to, a good response would be to yell at the top of your lungs "YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?!?!?" Then if people ask you what happened simply say "It was too bizzar, I simply can't repeat it. I don't want to think about it." Then get far away from him and watch him try to explain his way out of THAT!
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Ignore him.
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Update: Okay, so I am totally not upset. Just a fun question. Loved the ideas - hang him by his junk, cock shot, beat him with a golf club. I did what most reasonable people would do which was be civil, but ignore him. I keep seeing him at parties now, really weird since I didn't even know he existed before. I acknowledge him with a look and then ignore him all night. Figured a guy with a big ego would hate that. DROVE HIM NUTS!! I did it for two parties in a row. He googled me and called me at my office 3 times this week! So, I finally responded. We are going to hit the greens this weekend and resolve it for once and for all. And yes, I am going to kick his a** all over the greens. Will let you guys know how it turns out.
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The only thing he is missing is some oxycotin, a tiny moustasche and Wagner in the background playing The Flight of the Valkyries. His sweaty Ass has to be taken by wheelchair to an abmulance and then put in to a voluntary coma. On the bright side he'd be a better prsident then Bush. Sieg Heil
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He is a "Ditto-Head" . That means he is listing to a fat cow on the radio who thinks he is the head of the Republic party. So, I am not impressed with him or his leader. The best thing you can do is vote Democratic and make sure his buddies who feel the same way have pleanty of time to spend on the golf course. Karen Ann
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Update 2: The Game Okay so I am a total chump. mrrw and Tenaciouscj called it. Looks like jerk just wanted to get laid. After a long day of kicking his a** all over the green (scored a 71!), he propositioned me. Thanks to some advice by mrrw, I had asked my husband and his friends to play on the same course, different game. I proceeded to share his proposition with my amused husband and friends. They "handled" it for me. Maybe men are better at some things than women.
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