What would Jesus do?
by 
The_straight_kid
ANSWERS: 47
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I'm not entirely sure what he would do. I suspect he would not send troops to Iraq.
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He would turn the other cheek, and let God take care of it.....
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Care.
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Practice Judaism.
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He would teach peace. He would teach the importance of caring for the poor and the sick. He would preach the dangers of greed and selfishness. He would warn against self-righteous posturing. At least, I hope that's what he'd do. That would be pretty helpful.
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Preach the word of God, as he did to other's in his time.
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Preach the lessons of peace and love the world so desperately needs. Tell us that the greed and lust for power is destroying us. Hopefully all that he taught before but for the modern world as we know it and MAYBE some people would listen
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No, what will Jesus do?
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About what?
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in what context: if he were alive today he would probably be put in a mental institution. Because he would be thought of as either crazy or evil, I feel that some religious nuts would not recignize him as the Lord if he where to appear. in a broader context: he does teach peace, love and understanding. whether or not you choose to follow is up to you. His visions are my hope and I pray that peace is coming, that true brotherhood will be our and that understanding of the true meaning of life will a lesson learned.
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He would do anything to save your life so that you don't have to sacerfic yourself to forgive your sins.
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Die for every one else.
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I think he was a feisty sort and would have gotten quite incensed to see his views so poorly represented and his lessons so twisted. Modern Christianity has institutionalized guilt as a virtue and thus has made the most miserable people in the world the most motivated to bring everyone into that same state of abject, miserable guilt with them. A shallow take on the teachings of a great man and a great shame.
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Listen
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Get drunk on red wine and say he's the Son of God.
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Make poverty history
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Not doing much NOW is he?
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Jesus would rate his contributors,... maybe you should follow his lead.
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Forgive them ... for they know not what they do! ...
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Nothing
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Jesus would do what he considered right and proper according to His beliefs and His values. If you are wondering what His beliefs and values are - well check out the new testament...
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Preach as he was doing in his time. Looking after others, treating everyone as equals as well as healing the sick and ressurecting the dead.
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Practise Judaism ;-) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/133161/358247 [This is a duplicate question.]
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Before anything else...fast and pray
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Kiss babies heads.
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Throw the moneychangers out of the temple.
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get really mad...
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I should hope that, if he was still alive, he'd tell politicians to get off their velvetty chairs and DO something about polluting and destroying the Earth.
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He would teach us to love oneanother; to bare with oneanother; to make peace with oneanother; to respect oneanother; He would turn the other cheek; forgive 70 times 7-unending; He would continuously walk in truth despite critism, and hate; He would give His last as He died on the cross; He would love those who hate Him; bless those who curse Him, and pray for those who despitely use Him. We are definetly not perfect as Jesus was, but we can definetly strive for perfection.
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Change his name and pretend to have nothing to do with the religion that bears his name.
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He would forgive all the people who constantly bad mouth him on this site.
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Open your bible and find out what Jesus did!
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Jesus would and does love each and every one of us. He would have died even if there was only one person's sins to die for. He would not honk at someone who pulls out in front of him on the highway. "John replied, “If you have two shirts, give one to the poor. If you have food, share it with those who are hungry.” LUKE 3:11
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He's already done more than I can comprehend. Grace to you.
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NOT THROW A GOLD COIN AT rome god"S FACE IN ROME AND GET SPIKED TO THE NEAREST TREE ON THE SEVEN HILLS.AND HAVE BODY TAKEN TO JERUSALEM IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT AND PLACED IN THE TOMB OF KING DAVID,THIS TIME I WILL KICK ASS,RULE THE WORLD HAVING THE LAST WORD GIVEN ONTO ALL IN THE RIGHT COURSE OF ACTION THAT IS EQUIL IN MEASURE,JUSTIFIED ONTO BOTH PARTIES AND THE WICKED ARE TAKEN TO MY ISLAND,I HAVE 24 LIONS ,JUST DROP THEM OFF AT BEACH WITH A STICK BUCK NAKED
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NOT THROW A GOLD COIN AT rome god"S FACE IN ROME AND GET SPIKED TO THE NEAREST TREE ON THE SEVEN HILLS.AND HAVE BODY TAKEN TO JERUSALEM IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT AND PLACED IN THE TOMB OF KING DAVID,THIS TIME I WILL KICK ASS,RULE THE WORLD HAVING THE LAST WORD GIVEN ONTO ALL IN THE RIGHT COURSE OF ACTION THAT IS EQUIL IN MEASURE,JUSTIFIED ONTO BOTH PARTIES AND THE WICKED ARE TAKEN TO MY ISLAND,I HAVE 24 LIONS ,JUST DROP THEM OFF AT BEACH WITH A STICK BUCK NAKED
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Cry. Then love us anyway.
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Probably be sad to realise how his teachings are interpreted.
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advocate the murder of children, slavery and any number of atrocities in the bible. Then claim Christianity as a loving and peaceful religion. Of course he would have to be real rather than myth first.
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He'd lop off his arm if it caused him to sin, gouge out his eye if it was a source of temptation, and saw off his leg if it created temptation. Personaly, I find this distrubing, but, you know..... And, what's more is that he wouldn't downrate me for answering truthfuly.
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Heal the sick, and raise the dead.
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Jesus would do just as he did when he was a human on earth. His Father's will. Neither the Father or the son change.
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Plotz.
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http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/133161/
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very little of the shyte done in his name
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at a hotel , he would toss 3 nails on the counter and say " could you put me up for the night ?"
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Kick arse with sandled foot
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