ANSWERS: 26
  • My cats would say they are napping or chasing each other all around the house.
  • completely ignoring you!
  • Hi this is Jake and Gypsy Rose we must be outside chasing squirrels.....Please leave a bark and we will get back to you.
  • hello dis is she she i mig be makin little she shes right now or on the pole or drinkin out of the toilet leave a message at the beep beeeeeeep
  • Howl I can't come to the phone right now because i am either chewing or humping my masters work boot right now. I know he hates it but whatcha gonna do right. Anyway leave your number and I will bark back at ya as soon as I make this shoe my B*t*h
  • "Hello, this is the cat. Leave a message and I'll think about whether or not I want to call you back, based on whether or not I have anything better to do, or the amount of sunlight on the floor, or the available tuna. Or not." :o)
  • Hi, I've rumpled the comforter up and am too comfortable to move. That other cat out in the living room is useless, maybe you'd like to adopt her? If not, then call back when my human get here.
  • My dog would say he's sleeping right now or chasing Squirrels at the moment. Please leave a measage at the whimper.
  • A cat would answer: (mimicking owner's voice)"This number is being disconnected today because I don't have much money at the moment. My cat needs food. Please drop any cat food donations off in the back porch behind the pot plants."
  • Dog: "Sorry I can't take your call right now. I'm busy licking my b...errr...licking my bone...errr...nevermind. Please leave a message after the whimper." ☻
  • Hi, and thanks for calling Spoony. I can't be bothered to answer right now. Gotta keep up with my beauty sleep. But meow a message and I'll meow back if it's an interesting one.
  • Hi, this is the cat. I am resting on the clean clothes right now and couldn't be bothered to answer. If it is something of importance, could you please phone back at 4:00 am. I will be up and tearing around the house at high rates of speed, and would be happy to take your call at that time. Thank you and have a nice day. :)
  • sorry i cant come to the phone right now im too busy in the blinds looking at the birds lol
  • cant come out today looking after the house and pinching all the grub.
  • Hi, you've reached Garfield and Salem. We can't come to the phone right now, we're out chasing the birds. Please leave a message after the meow. :)
  • This Fito......Could you call back later? I'm a little busy licking my balls. (sorry needs editing)
  • you have reached Cedric and Braxley we are busy running buck wild and making a total mess right now please leave a message and we will try and call you back. ;)
  • "I'm not home! Leave a message after the tone!!!! And Leave me a Bone!!!!! Beeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!"
  • Hello, you have reached the dog. Sorry I missed your call but I have been sooo busy chewing shoes, and other various valuable articles. Just come over and take me for a walk!
  • sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm pulling myself along with my front legs on the carpet, but you can reach me on my mobile on 07........
  • This is Trooper. Can't get to the phone right now, 'cos I'm so cute I'm completely absorbed getting away with murder. I'm climbing the curtains and destroying the wall-paper, or sitting in the toilet room waiting for my slave to finish what she's doing, and hurry up and get me some food! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I choose to! .............
  • Ignoring you! :)
  • This is Blackie,I am sorry I cant answer the phone at the moment,as I am busy scratching my owners new three piece suite to shreds while they are at the supermarket,I will get back to you later.Speak to you soon Binky,byeee!
  • Hi , You have reached the home of mr.moti , i am not able to pick your phone as i am busy because playing in the mud or in the pond , will let u know when i come back home all wet and dirty lol
  • Hello...hello...could you speak up, please,...that's not loud enough. Leave a message.
  • A catlike voice answers on the answering machine, 'Hello, you have reached "Goldie" the goldfish. "Goldie" is nicely cradled "next" to my belly, so please leave Claude, the cat, a message after the burp.'

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