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There was this HUGE spider on you, man, it was just so creeping me out, I had to kill it, but it scuttled away at the last second.
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i'd hold my side. "ughhh, he got you too?"
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That's a weird question, so here's a weird answer. I was going to take a funny picture of him while he was sleeping. I put a hard boiled egg in his mouth and got the camera ready but he inhaled it into his throat and started to choke. When I kicked him in the chest the egg flew across the floor and he woke up and what was I gonna say? I just said Oops, sorry man, I tripped.
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I'd say "i just kicked cause I friggin felt like it, if you wanna start some sh&t I'm right here you fartbag. And by the way don't go to sleep again cause I'll punch ya in the nuts"
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Anal gnome!
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"I've always wanted to do that."
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I was sleep walking.
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