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I got fired today
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Hand me the remote and fetch me a beer
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Move over a bit, you're sitting on the remote! : D
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You kiss much better than my ex-boyfriend.
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"Up close, your mustache hairs look really sexy."
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I gotta take this call it's my wife !
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I can suck my own Penis whilst wearing handcuffs!
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Right imagine two people sitting down together with candles as the only light. Then the guy says... "Yeah I done this with my fourth wife."
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Yes, that dress makes you look fat!
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I've heard this one before....."I need to fart!"
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You didn't say my name, you said Mike. "who's Mike"???
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I gotta fart
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you're gaining too much weight.
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How about we take this back to my parents' basement?
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"I want you to take this breath mint."
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My wife loves it when I do that to her! Her sister does, too.
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My mates are waiting online to play COD or Gears.. Goodnight!
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I like you a lot... You remind me of my mother/sister/aunt rita.
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Damn your sisters hot.
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...."pull my finger..."
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Like just after sex? How 'bout "You're gay, aren't ya?"
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You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
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Hey your brothers not been around much.. I miss him :)
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yes your bum does look big in that.
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Probably...... "I have a lot of sexual partners and can't stop cheating"
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Did you use my credit card to pay for the condoms?
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Could you move over I cant see the TV.
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"I never noticed how big your pores are."
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what's that green thing in your teeth.
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I AM GAE!!!!
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Did you shave your legs?
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that girl on t.v. has a nice ass.
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I 'm hungry, let's eat
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"Sorry, I shouldn't have eating that extra bowl of chili for lunch."
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Do you shave your lip everyday?
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I think I just followed through.
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youve got lipstick on your teeth!
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"I think a little poo came out with that fart."
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'I love touching your fat ass' or, 'Shit! I forgot it's mum's birthday tomorrow!'
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My ex used to do that. (or not) or anything at all about the ex.
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"Do you ever clip the hair out of your nose"?
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When I talk about a song that reminds me of him and he says " oh someone dedicated that song to me" THAT just kills the whole moment..happened last weekend.
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Excuse me, I got to take this call, it's my wife.
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So, when can I leave my laundry for you to do?
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Hey baby, can you suck it, fuck it, and stuck it? That would pretty much kill the mood for me, but maybe I'm a bit precious about these things.lol
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"Hold on, gotta blow a snot rocket. Okay, so what do you want to say?"
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i just farted and i ate beans. get ready for one interesting evening.
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Your teeth are a fascinating shade of yellow............
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Hey, it's my wife!
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"I betcha a blow job that I can fart out those candles on the dinner table!"
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Can you smell fish?
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Something smells funny.
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Give me a minute to put some band-aids over the sores....
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Have you gotten a little bit thicker? I think you've gotten a little thicker.
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Just going to check the football results
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My wife said she knows who you are and she's naming you as respondent in our divorce action...
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Sooooo what was your name again ?
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"Is it in?"
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"Well...there's someone else", "I think we should see other people" Calling them by another name, etc.
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let's go do something else..
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Damn, I think you're better in bed than you sister AND your Mom
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... by the way, my cheating wife and my mistress are arguing with each other and trying to figure out which one got H.I.V. first, and then passed it on to the rest of us ...
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"I've gotta fart"
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I have to take this call, it's my wife.
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Did you find that other sock in the dryer?
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