thinks the movie Fatal Attraction is a love story.

has herpes. My 2 cents.

dated your father

Has the surname Bobbit.

Never wants to date again.

Has a moustache bigger than yours

idolized Eileen Wournos...............

Has a bulge and a hint of 5 o'clock shadow!

Has a knife to your junk... but then again you may just want to keep them.

says they hate men. (even if they say they didn't mean it)

Beats you arm wrestling

's your sister. Well, maybe once. Depends on what she's wearing.

has a penis

Farts during orgasm....

... has the crabs.

chews tobacco

Is hanging out on a street corner at 3:00a.m.

loves foods more than me.

is an alcoholic

Skip the who... Never date a woman. or a man.

has filed her incisors to sharp edges!

Has more than 2 cats.

Lies, Cheats or Uses.

When frustrated says she wants to "kill babies"...Yes I've actually seen this.

...is married. According to some surveys, that greatly increases one's chance of becoming a murder victim.

Loves the ending to "Romeo and Juliet." :)

would date me. =0]

Is your ex-wife.

has male genitalia.

Asks you if your life insurance payments are up-to-date

is from the Kyuushu region in Japan, everything is farmland and even if you find a "somewhat" decent looking one, the way they talk is trashy "like they have penises trashy" Busu desu. *shakes her head* kurana. Busus desu yo.

is already engaged!

... has a bigger tool than you do. O_o

is not a lady.

Cheats and lies

reminds you of an ex; you might keep saying the wrong name... ;( yikes...

lives in a shoe.... she has so many children she doesn't know what to do!

Has a partner

is married,engaged or has a boyfriend.

is strictly religious.

married with ur frend.. lol

has a unit.

Was once a man.

Eats her toenail clippings

...incessantly talks about her gorgeous and loving pet like it was all that mattered...but, in fact, she's actually talking about her chainsaw. >_>

Pees standing up

does coke if you don't.

takes things too seriously. Major lack of opportunities for fun.

Is too masculine

has more facial hair than you

Drinks more than You do

Lies about a history of mental instability. ::sigh:: I learned that one the hard way. DO YOUR RESEARCH!

Constantly shifts her crotch

Was born John, but is now going by Johnna.

is a hardcore feminist

can bench more than you can...

....who wants to wear the pants in the relationship.

Is a drug addict

has b.o.

can bench press you

Farts and laughs about it.

has fake boobs.

Talks about marriage on the first date

Uses dip

has a stalker ex-boyfriend twice your size.

pees standing up. LOL!

Has an ex boyfriend currently in prison.

Has body odor or bad breath!

Uses phrases like...time to go paint the toilet....

has died

is named after a city

is bi its way to much drama and besides it never works to well because where im from girls like that have a habit of going out with a women and a guy at the same time and although it has 3-way potential t doesn't work out that way

says that hers is bigger. atleast my truck gets 20 miles to the gallon.....

says her name is Britney and asks if you like kids........................

Wants children on the first date.

who's arm falls off............<literally a Zombie>

Has more hair on her face than you do. :)

has more shoes than a weeks worth of underwear :)

who is not over her ex.....

chews tobacco

... refers to herself as "down to earth." That never translates well into English. : )

Who has a suspiciously large Adam's apple?

poops in her pants.

Snorts coke.

never date a woman who can burp the alphabet...hmmm wait maybe that explains why ummm I dont have a b/f...grrrrr

has a tattoo with another girl's name, another one that says "Charles Manson is my hero", has lots of friends a the local VD Clinic and can not tell that she has gnats all over her face.

hates you.

cried at the end of Pretty Woman, or any other chick flick for that matter.

Wants to "fix" or change you.

pees standing up

. . . wants to change you, yet still says "I love you for who you are." . . . blames everyone else for her problems and doesn't take responsibility for her own actions, EVER. . . . wants too much from you. . . . is a gold digger. . . . uses you just because she wants a boyfriend and/or she likes you for what she can get from you. . . . uses sex as a weapon. (ie. "I won't have sex with you unless you do this for me. blahblahblah" or "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to tell all of your friends about you crying like a baby last night.") . . . withholds sex from you not because she isn't ready, but because she is trying to control you. . . . tries to buy your love. . . . showers you with gifts hoping to get something in return, not because she actually wants to. . . . uses you just so she can have someone to 'cuddle' with. . . . tries to sleep with people other than you, especially after telling you 'I would never cheat on you'. . . . tells your friends and/or other people she knows 'If I wasn't dating (your name here), I'd date you.' . . . brings up your past all the time and uses it against you. . . . tells you to buy her presents. . . . forces you to pay for dates all of the time. . . . goes on breaks too often and expects you to be waiting around for when she feels like falling back on you, her safety net. . . . is a pushover. . . . is a controlling freak. . . . is insensitive to your needs and feelings, but expects her needs to always be met and her feelings to always be acknowledged. . . . never lets you get a word in, but gets mad at you when you don't listen to her. . . . dumps all of her emotional baggage on you without caring about how it will affect you, and gets mad at you when you do the same thing right back at her. . . . has a reputation of cheating on her boyfriends/ (girlfriends?). . . . flirts with other guys right in front of you, then brags about it. . . . buys sex toys for her friends, especially guy friends. . . . lies about who she is. . . . treats you like you're nothing. . . . does not trust you. . . . does not care about you. . . . does not listen to you. . . . does not think about your needs. . . . does not try to make your relationship work. . . . tells everyone about your problems except for you, leaving you alone in the dark and perhaps even making you think that nothing is wrong. . . . leads you on. . . . is only in it for herself. . . . is only with you because her friends told her to date you. . . . is only with you out of pity. . . . is only with you because she does not know how to say no. . . . is only with you because you showed interest her, even though she doesn't like you back. . . . is only with you until she finds someone better. . . . is only with you out of convenience. . . . pretends to be someone she is not. . . . does not see a future with you, even though she says she does. . . . lies to you constantly about herself in order to keep you around. . . . tells you she's pregnant in order to keep you around. . . . pokes holes in your condoms in an attempt to trap you into staying with her for life. . . . lies about being on the pill. (ie. She says she's on it when she's really not). . . . tries to break you and your best friend up by convincing him to have sex with her and then blaming it all on him when you find out. . . . says "i don't know what happened or how it happened, it just happened" or anything of the like when you find out she cheated on you. . . . tells you bad things she's done in order to relieve her guilt, but not actually for your benefit to know what kind of person she really is when she does tell you bad things she's done. . . . takes advantage of your kindness. . . . tells all of your friends about your embarrassing moments. . . . humiliates you in public, whether in front of your face or behind your back. . . . spreads rumours about you that are not true to get back at you when she's mad. . . . blames it on you when she cheats on you. . . . gets people to promise not to tell people things that could seriously harm others either physically or emotionally. . . . does not have the same core values as you. . . . is far too different from you when it comes to how you want to raise your children if you ever have any. . . . is too blind in her lust to see your relationship for what it actually is. . . . and so on. Is this picky list? Whatever. I basically just described a couple I know, add or take away a few points.

doesn't spread eagle....

Is not capable of getting to know you.

Has a penis.

has sex for money....often

Doesnt make you happy.

Never date a woman who wears a VIAGRA charm bracelet.

has chronic halitosis (bad breath)

First question to you is "How much do you make a year?"

has bigger balls than you.