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"Blue! No, Clear!" and "We've already got one!...*keke I told him we've already got one!*" (Montey Python and the Holy Grail)
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" It's only a flesh wound"
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Cheese Shop skit:(SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZUKY UP!) "so let me get this right...you've been deliberately wasting my time this entire time?" "ah yes I'm afraid so" "well..I'll have to shoot you then" "rightio" bang.
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Number 1: the Larch
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Too many to mention. This is probably one of their best scenes.
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Cheese shop in all its glory. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0 just look up cheese shop on youtube lol ill figure out how to link vids asap
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"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" or perhaps "She's a witch all right, she turned me into a newt." King looks inquizitively at the man. "Well, I got better." or perhaps, this might be it "First the spankings, and then the oral sex!" (yes, that's it)
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Just oneeeeeee theeeeeeen mint? Wafer thin?
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"A fish, a fish, a fishy-O"
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Probably the entire "Argument" skit, closely followed by "Dead Parrot" and "Self Defense".
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There are way too many to choose from. Pretty much the entire script from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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bring out your dead, bring out your dead. your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. the lumberjack song...i wish id been a girlie just like my dear papa the knights who say NI.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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"I came in here for an argument - this is just contradiction!" "No it isn't."
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"The parrot isn't dead,it is just slumbering "
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Life of Brain. Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea. Holy Grail. Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant: .. I got better. The Meaning of Life, Grim Reaper: I AM DEATH! Guest: Well, that's cast a gloom over the evening.
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How could a five ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?
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FIRST, YOU TAKE THE BANANNA. THEN, YOU EAT THE BANANNA, THUS RENDERING HIM HELPLESS!!
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"I love animals, that's why i like to kill them."
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"I fart in your general direction" I just like that he is so contemptuous that he can't even be bothered to aim properly.
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It's not a quote one can put down here. Cleese goes to the pet store to get a book on bird languages. He and the clerk end up whistling all the dialogue. How can you quote whistling? It was one of the funniest goddam things I've ever seen!
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Only a flesh wound.
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"My philosophy, like colour television, is all there in black and white" - “'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'”
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The holy hand grenade.
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Only a flesh wound.
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He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!
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It's this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
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Always look on the bright side of life.
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Shut up big nose
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