Is there anything besides bacon that will satisfy a craving for bacon?
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ANSWERS: 19
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Probably not... usually it is only the item that is desired which will satisfy a craving.
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Death.
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nah, once you have a bacon craving only bacon can satisfy
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ham..but still not as good as bacon
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Not even sex.
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Not for me. I've tried the turkey bacon and the "soy bacon" and they just don't fit the bill, no matter how hard I pretend.
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No, I've never found anything. Pastrami isn't bad, but it isn't bacon!
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YEAH, baby! (OK, I've been watching Austin Powers lately...so sue me!) The ultimate answer to this is SO obvious! MORE BACON! BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON,BACON! Lord, if Pavlov's dog could see me right now he'd be ashamed at the pitiful little drule dribbling out of his own mouth.
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A deep fried pig, and a cold six pack? ;)
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Smart Bacon (soy based 'bacon' strips), when eaten on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato does it for me. It's not the same, but if you've been off the bacon for a while, it works. Or, you can 'dilute' your bacon consumption by cooking the Smart Bacon with one strip of the real stuff, cutting down on saturated fat without totally sacrificing flavor.
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Turkey Bacon is really healthy but doesn't even come close. I'd have to replace my bacon addiction with hard drugs :-P
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Spam...?
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Saucisson or pepperidge farm type sausage sticks you get from the dépanneur. That comes close.
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Four pounds of potato salad. You won't crave bacon or any other food after that.
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If you fry salami it actually works quite well. I cut little slits around the edges then put it in a small frying pan. Let it fry on both sides, and you have a great tasting bacon knock-off!
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Country ham.
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Yes, possibly. If you get some thinly sliced provolone cheese and heat up a non-stick pan, fry that slice of cheese until it's browned and you get something like cheese. I like to roll them up while they are still warm and soft and then make little crispy cigars out of them. Great little appetizer.
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turkey bacon. mmmmmmm
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Beef jerkey. It is better than bacon, especially Oberto beef jerkey.
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