ANSWERS: 56
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Make sure the porch light is on so anyone can see them and slam the door in their face. Probably would mutter "Go get a plastic bag, don't bother me for that kinda stuff."
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Oh wow. I'd either get her one, at the store. Because i dont use em. =/. Anyhow I'd be nice and go buy her some. Wait......Is she asking me for the condom for ME? Cuz thats another page of the book. LOL!
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isn't the expression "buck naked"? on a woman there is more naked than her butt.
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If it was a man i would sell him one, if it was a woman i would give her one. Chuckle
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I'd turn my dogs loose on them. They'll attack dangly things !! ;-) Gooood doggy !!!!!
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That has never happened to me. I would tell the neighbor we don't use them, then go inside and giggle over the whole thing with my husband.
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Smile go and grab a couple and let her get back to the fun quickly. Isn't that what neighbours are for?
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AHHAHA! oh gosh...that would be hilarious, but strange and awkward...and just plain weird but still funny :D
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I'd probably give them one, but i'd be sure to tell them, i don't want it back.
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id be scared
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Depends on if I like them or not. If I don't I would say "Sucks to be you". If I do like them, I would probably still say "sucks to be you". Every condom I give away would be one less opportunity for me.
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I'd give them one and tell them they could keep it. I really wouldn't be wanting it back. If I didn't have one, I'd give them a roll of Saran Wrap and tell them to hope for the best.
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I would answer the door naked and tell the neighbor that I only carry Magnums triple Xs.
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I would wonder if anyone had called the police yet, then I would calmly close the door, because 5pm is not my "view naked people" time.
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Apologize for not having any. They are not a part of my wife and my relationship.
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give them a 3 pack and say "Party On!!" - - -and they do not need to return them
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Borrow a condom? You mean you actually would consider taking it back? I believe the chances of this occuring are one in 5 million, so any answer will suffice.
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Give it to them?
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He/she being naked wouldn't affend me, but I would think it was very tacky and almost scary. Asking for a condom??? Thats's downright tacky and disgusting. The whole senario sounds weird. No scruples.
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Damn its 5 am, their up early gettin frisky, if they need a condom and i got one handy id gladly help him/her out lol. id expect and hope my neighboors would be just as cool with me, lol. Well the neighboors i know lol
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I would be nervous and embarrassed and very very tired... I would say that I didn't have any, and ask why the hell they came to my door, when I hardly knowthem/don't know them...
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i would be shocked that they were actually naked, why not wear a bath robe? the fact that it's 5pm is also weird i'de tell 'em to go round the shop, butt naked either that or laugh in their face and say "try next door but one!"
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Wait-5 pm is in daylight hours...
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Grab a super soaker filled with ice water...
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I would gladly help because i wouldnt want her to have unprotected sex .
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Will help her or him and ask if she / he needs something else
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Give her one and ask if i can join in.... my neighbors are HOT.
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They'd be right out of luck because I don't have condoms at my house or anywhere else. I'd have to just tell them "sorry, I don't have any".
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If i had one i'd give'm one.. always promote safe sex!
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help a neighboor out and give them a rubber.
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Get the shotgun and tell them to put some clothes on xD I wouldn't appreciate the naked thing, but maybe if clothed .
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i would look at them and like just say i really need to lay off those meds, talking to myself as i close the door and head off to bed. lol
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Probably tell them they could have one as soon as they pick up the dog droppings that their precious Butch left in my lawn. ¬_¬
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I'd happily invite her in and give her one. Unfortunately, can't think of ant neighbors I'd be happy to see.
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I would hand him a box, and thank him for the view...
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Move to a different neighbourhood
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I would stare if its a guy at the guys face for a minuet and shut the door if its a girl I will stare at her tits and say yes I do but you will have to come to my room with me to get it ...lol
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I don't use condoms so I probably would say try some cling wrap and rubber bands.
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id giver her a condom wrapped around something else shes gonna have to walk back to her house for :P
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i would laugh my head off because thats the way i deal with embarassing situations. from then on i would be keeping blinds and doors closed and locked tight!
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grab paintball gun.
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I would just say ummm sure no problem be safe have a nice day lolsz
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I'd give them the item in question, and stipulate that I don't want it back under any circumstances. Then I would go back to bed, stifle my jealousy ;) and go back to sleep. :)
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I'd tell him "I'm sorry, but I'm all out of condoms" and close the door.
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Say u don't have it then. Once you say you have, he'll repeat the same act next time.
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I'd tell them to hop his naked ass in the car and go to the nearest grocery store. Then I'd close the door in his face.
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kick he/she up the naked butt right down my path.
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omg i'd be very shocked ..the lady next door to me is 86 years old lmao
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I would look through the peephole ... and chuckle uncontrollably!
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I'm 70 years old...but always the optimist. The Trojan in my wallet is about 40 years old now, give or take. I think it's safe to go ahead and be the good neighbor with my treasured collector's item. :-)
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I would laugh uncontrollably and tell him that I didn't have any that small. And then slam the door in his face.
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a gross clown-looking grey hair, perv/pedophile-looking/acting, beer belly, married man in his 50s lives next door.... if he did that.. i'd power puke in his direction until he left.
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ew... goodbye
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First of all.......he would be out of luck since we are old and dont use them. Secondly, I would tell him he needed to stock up.... geez!
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give it to him/her, then never let them live it down.
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Give the poor girl / gal a condom. Desperate times call for drastic measures
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