Here are your lyrics love : The Twelve Days of Christmas (12 Days of Christmas) : Lyrics On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!

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On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a hum job in a pear tree. On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two brass balls and a hum job in a pear tree. On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ticklers, two brass balls and a hum job in a pear tree. On the fourth day of christmas my true gave to me four flying fucks, three french ticklers. two tonnes of tits and a hum job in a pear tree. On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me FIVE MOTHER FUCKERS! four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and a hum job in a pear tree. On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me six sacks of shit, five mother fuckers, four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and a hum job in a pear tree. On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven scrotums swinging, six sacks of shit, five mother fuckers, four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and hum job in a pear tree. On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me eight aping assholes, seven scrotums swinging, six trusty sheets, five mother fuckers, four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and a hum job in a pear tree. On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me nine lessies licking, eight assholes licking, seven scrotums swinging, six sacks of shit, five mother fuckers, four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and a hum job in a pear tree. On the last day of christmas my true love gave to me twats are twitching, eleven testicalls tingling, ten nipples vickling, nine lessies licking, eight assholes licking, seven scrotums swinging, six sacks of shit, five mother fuckers(x6-10), four cock suckers, three french ticklers, two tonnes of tit and a hum job in a pear treeee.