My wife gave birth to a Chinese baby (we are both Caucasian). She says she did not cheat on me, but that every fifth child born today is Chinese. Should I be suspicious?
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Someguy
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LMMFAO...I really, really hope that's a joke, dude.
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cute
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LMAO!!! You're in rare form today, Someguy! I wish I could give you 1000 points for this one.
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No. 99% of all statistics are right. Chances are, you are in the clear. :-)
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Can I have it if you don't want it?
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Confusious say, " she who has Chineese baby was with Chineese, getting a lay-lay " ...hey its the best I could do on short notice !
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One out of five wouldn't convince me. I would try to have four more and see if #10 is Chinese. Have a great time trying ...
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LMAO !! Good One !!!!! ;-)
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Lemme guess..his name is Sum Ting Wong? ;-)
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Oh you lucky, lucky man!!! This means that you can put out the little red money envelope on Chinese New Year's Day!! hahaa! What a hoot! Hey but, what are your other four kids like?
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Art thou Polish?
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Two suggestions ... trace the geneology of both you and your wife to see if there are any asian ancestors ... it is rare, but sometimes physical features and appearances can be from a long dormant ancestral lineage. ... DNA test, just to confirm the child is actually yours.
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That is total bunk. Genes do not just magically float from one race to another. I would have a DNA test done as quickly as possible. If someone did that to me, and I got medical proof they would be out on their ass real quick. Someone cheats on me and has another man's baby, they can go live with that other man, becuase I wouldn't even want to be near the skank!
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little Sum Ting Wong. he he he he LMAO !! I like it !
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I would put a stop to all food deliveries and insist on home cooked meals. By the way is her favorite dish creme of sumyunguy?
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What would happen if this happened to those who DO NOT support US jobs going to China.... by not buying ANYTHING "made in China" Ha ha, good one.... you got me! (pic: Chinese baby delivered to White Barbie)
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If you're both Caucasian and neither of you have Chinese in your background, I'd have to say you should be suspicious. That statistic most like means that every 5th child born in the world is Chinese. Get a DNA test ASAP!
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haha i apologize for laughing but if you really believe that every fifth child is born chinese you've got some learning to do. have you had a dna test done? if not that will tell you wether she's truthful or not.
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Oh I'm glad this was a joke. I almost gave up and shot myself. :p
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Now wait a minute. Is this your fifth child, or just the first? If it's not time for the Chinese one yet, then you're being had.
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i have never heard of such a ridiculous explanation in my life....and why chinese? why not indian, or greek, or middle eastern? no offense, i can't believe you are even entertaining the idea that this is a possibilty. why don't you just get a dna test?
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Smiling and wondering if you bought it? ;)
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Ive never even heard that excuse used on Maury
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Of your wife, and her lack of intellegence, yes.
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name it 'cumof sum yunggai'.
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I would not let her have anymore chinese food.
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She's actually telling the truth. Having babies is the national pastime of China. I think there are over a billion of them. So, statistically speaking, every 5th child born in the world is Chinese. And it seems one of them paid your wife a visit.
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I hope you are kiddin - That reminds me of the joke about the guy that had 5 girls and then one day his wife had a boy and he was all excited until his friend said, “hey man you had 5 girls and now you got a boy – you sure that boy is yours?” So the guy goes and asks his wife – are you sure that boy is mine – his wife says, “I swear baby, that boy is yours!” “I am not so sure about the 5 girls though!”g
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This is a bad joke. Peder Eide uses this joke because they adopted an Asian child.
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Haha!!!!!!!!!!! youre joking ...right???? lol
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Ok so I got here too late for the Sum ting Wong and Creme of Sumyungguy bits which of course first came to mind. but might I at least offer up a somewhat relative cartoon to the subject?
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The declared Chinese government policy in Tibet regarding child-birth is that Tibetans legally married and working under Chinese administration or living in towns and cities can have two children while nomads and farmers can have three. In practice, even this is not observed; and for those violating the rule the penalties are stiff and designedly exemplary: they take the form of denial of rights as a registered resident, including food-ration entitlement, and steep fines. An instance may be taken of the travail of the implementation of the policy in Nyemo dzong, a district within the Lhasa city Administration.
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Oh My! Well, every fifth child born today is NOT and may I repeat NOT born Chinese. She cheated on you buddy! So sorry!! If you don't believe me call and ask an OB/GYN. I have 3 children and 12 grandchildren and NONE of them are Chinese. Hope this helps~ Nana
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Maybe the statistics say that every fifth child born is chinese, but...... I beleive that unless a Chinese guy spends some quality time with your wife there shouldn't be one coming out of her. This might be a stretch but I think this calls for a paternity test, my friend. In my case I was fixed years ago so it wouldn't matter what popped it's head out - it's not mine.
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She sounds like a liar. Unless you have an ancestor that was chinese.
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This was so amusing, I don't know how I missed it the first time around. But it's like a fine wine, it just gets better with age.
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Confucius say wife of Someguy very smart lady.
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Was it her or your fifth child? If not, and neither of you have any Chinese ancestors, you've been "schnookered". ;-)
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If she is serious about not cheating then she should be fine with doing a paternity test. My daughter looked so much like her Daddy that he was thinking about taking ME to Maury to make sure that I was in fact her mother!!!!! J/K
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Well............she..........is........cheating........on.....you....there is no such thing as that. If it came out looking chinese than more than likely you ARE NOT the father.
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Although it really shouldn't, this question sounds halfway believable. I hope for your sake you are just joking though.
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Hopefully he doesn't grow up to be One Dum Fuk;)
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If you are not suspicious then gullible comes to mind.
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Time to call Cheaters!
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No, you shouldn't be suspicious. You should be happy and grateful. They're extremely smart and cute, these Chinese babies.
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lulz
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Bye bye wife
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If the baby is really chinese and doesnt just look like it then i'm afraid you aint the daddy. And the every fifth child crap, thats the most idiotic comment i've ever heard. Yeah eery fifth child born in the world is probably a chinese one from chinesse parents, not every fifth child born to caucasians. If that was me it be heading for the D I V O R C E, for her cheating, lying and insulting my intelligence.She needs a good slapping ( i can say that, i'm a woman)
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L M A O/-
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you are joking surly?????????? if not i would change your chinese food delivery to another company!!!, however i have heard of two black people having white children and blood tests showed the baby belonged to them!!!!!!!!! very strange
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But they also say that every 4th child born today is Indian , Pl tell us about the 4th one, then only we can reach to some conclusion.
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LOL...good one! Made my day!
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this is a joke right
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Get a DNA test. No, that is a lie. Its called genetics. If you are both white, the only genes you can pass are white. I don't think this is your kid. Sorry to say it. You can't have a Chinese baby without Chinese DNA.
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maybe your wife has chinese blood in her and it's a like a throw back but she is not admiting it. Like if she is a QUARTER or an EIGHTH she could look completley Caucasian but baby could get the throw back gene!?
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WOW OK you really made me think.....I was like this has to be a joke? It is a joke right....Uh Please....LOL
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None of the 6 kids I have fathered look Chinese. None of the kids of my Caucasian friends and family look Chinese. None of the kids born to Caucasian parents in the hospital I used to volunteer in years ago looked Chinese. None of the kids in the Caucasian families shown on TV looked Chinese to me. Coincidentially, ALL of the families I have known where at least one parent was Chinese had children who looked Chinese (all of the children). Also, ALL of the families I've known where at least one parent was oriental (all of the children). Mongoloid children have features resembling orientals, typically around the eyes, hence the name of the genetic disorder. I see a pattern here. Do you?
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She must have ate some cream of sum yum guy!
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Um...yeah. Face it, you got cheated on and she got pregnant by him. You must've missed a few science classes. If that was true, Then how many kids until a Hispanic, African-American, German, Caucasion? Think about it, and move on with your life. You've been had.
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Dont be a fool bro!! She cheated, nothing in your caucasian sperm cells are chinese!!
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It is very likely that she cheated.Go get a paternity test and make sure.But I have heard of crazy things like this.Example:A caucasian woman gives birth to a bi racial child.Her husband is caucasian as well and also the father.Something genetic was going on with her.But please go get a test!!!!!!!
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paternity test, to be sure
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I think the whole 1 in 5 thing might be when you count how many babies are born worldwide there are more asian ones born, not that if a women has 10 kids she'll have 2 asian ones
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dna test the kid is not yours 2 white does not equal chinese.
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Did you name him Sum Ting Wong? Cause I think something's wrong. :-)
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yes very i find it hard to believe that it could beyours go for dna test
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i think that is one of the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.everybody is joking but this is serious. unless you have chinese in one of your family i don't think that baby is yours
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Sweetie im sorry but she's lying to you. Are you positive hes chines or does he just have almond shaped eyes? God thats tough. Take the baby to get a paternity test. Point blank.
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well am the 5th baby or child in the fam and am not chinese but my eyes r shaped like chinese..but to be certain i would take a paternity test..
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lool that sucks..Just take a DNA test!
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Are you serious???? You cant be that naive surely!! Of course shes cheated. Ask for a paternity test right away
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Recessive gene...
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IF THIS IS A LEGIT QUESTION...ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?? OF COURSE SHE CHEATED ON YOU, YOU JACK*SS....PEOPLE DO NOT JUST GIVE BIRTH TO SOME RANDOM NATIONALITY. ITS CALLED A PATERNITY TEST...I STRONGLY RECCOMEND IT!!
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i really hope thats a joke. but if its not. i hate to tell u- but ur wife screwed around on u. have fun.
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Can it be gene mutation.HAve you gone for DNA test ?
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lol that statisic you quoted shows that, of every 5 babies born in teh world, one is chinese(born in china to chinese parents).If your wife gave birth to a chinese boy thats beacuse the boys father is chinese.Sorry.
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why dont you get a dna test? if she said she didnt cheat on you then she has nothing to hide....right?? I think you should do it if you want to have any peace of mind.
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LOL, I'd be VERY suspicious!!! Just so the chinese kid doesn't feel left out, y'all have 10 kids, that way there will be another chinese in the family!
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Yes. you should be suspicious not every child born today is chinese. you should take a dna test to see if this child is your. see how h behaviour is , when you ask her too take a Dna test. Do you have chinese runs in your family, on her family side. If the answer is No. Then sir you know what to do. I can understand if you have twins and your afro-american and she caucasian. and one can out white and the other dark, but still not chinese. God Bless you. and hope you Solve this
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lol..
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if i was you id tell ya wife to lay off them prawn balls!! take aways are bad for you as you finding out!
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How young is the child? Both my parents are caucasian, and i looked like a chinese kid when i was little. 1-2 years in, i changed. Most kids look chinese when they are born, dont worry, its all good :)
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Yes i would be very suspicious ,i would act as everything is normal ,and then suggest a test see her reaction im sorry but 100%she has cheated on you ,she was probley unsure who the father was and decided to take a risk ,dont let her make a fool of you ,you deserve better.
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LMAO! Yeah, I think so.
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I would be yes, My best friend just gave birth to her 5th child and it is not a chinese baby. So yes I would look into that.
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is this a joke?
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LMAO!
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You must be Polish.
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The word for you that come to mind is gullible.
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If you believe that excuse, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you. I'll throw in my oceanfront proprerty in Arizona as a bonus. :)
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Yeah..wait...a pig just flew past my window!
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Uhhh every 5th child is chinese but most of those babies have chinese parents! Of course you should be suspicious.
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unless there is some chinese genes in either you or your wife, that is someone else's baby
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huh, that explains why my parents and other older four brothers and sisters are white. im glad i know there is a reason im chinese.
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If either of you have Chinese ANYWHERE in your background genetics, this is possible. Otherwise, not biologically possible.
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Are you serious? Or are you stupid?
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let me guess she said i was a gift from the sansho....
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Have you seen "Me Myself and Irene??" He had no clue his kids were black! think about it, get a paternity test
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Isn't every other child black, so you now know what you have coming next! And it will more than likely be male, as male births outnumber females.
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she cheated on you
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