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"Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other!" ..."What the f*ck!"..."Payback's a b*tch!"
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"No matter where you go or what you do, it will always get back to me, so don't do anything to embarass me"
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It use to be. You wait till you're Dad gets home & I tell him what you've done.
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It used to be ,"pep it up" ,meaning we weren't cleaning the house fast enough to suite her.
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If God intended you to smoke,He would have made you with a chmney coming out of your head. (Adopted Grandmother)who was the closest thing to a Mother to me.
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All in good time.
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My cow on earth!
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She always says, "You never know!" in a high pitched sing song voice. I'd bet she says it 4 times a day.
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I'd rather be right than happy... but that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna try to make you feel guilty for not trying to change me.
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"Don't do that, you'll wreck that". My mom says that at least once a day for the last 85 years.
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My mother loved poetry and quirky sayings but was world famous in our family for misquoting. I don't know where this came from, but it changed slightly every time she said it, because she just made it up as she went:If you have a job to do, do it now; if it takes the whole day through, do it now; don't complain and don't moan, or I'll kick you out of home,so tackle it alone and do it now.
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