ANSWERS: 15
  • I have an Avon lipstick brush from the 1960's. I use it rarely to get the last remaining lipstick out of an empty tube,
  • My body!
  • My 17 year old cat and I snuggle her several times a day.
    • Boola Boo
      Awwww how sweet. : )
    • Lilo Avli
      I wish I was that cat.
  • My wife.
    • Linda Joy
      That's just wrong!
    • Lilo Avli
      No, I assure you it is correct. I even have a license.
  • My house.
    • Lilo Avli
      Trailer.
    • Ice man
      No, you're thinking of Mircat. You're up early ... did you shit the bed ?
    • Lilo Avli
      When is three o'clock in the afternoon early ? And no, I didn't.
    • Ice man
      So what time did you get home from church ?
    • Lilo Avli
      All the churches near me were burned down in the 16th century, during the Great Plague of London. I got home from the grocery store at 10:33.
    • Ice man
      Do they deliver your groceries ?
    • Lilo Avli
      They could, but I prefer to get my hands and knees dirty in the aisles. It makes me feel like a real man to go out early and hunt the wild buffalo on the mean streets of England, and to bring home the meat for my family.
    • Ice man
      So you're the UK version of "Buffalo Bill" then.
    • Lilo Avli
      No, I stopped playing American Football in 1975, due to my dodgy knees.
    • Ice man
      If that's the case then maybe you should stop playing with your .. er .. footballs all together.
    • Lilo Avli
      I have. The only balls I touch now are my pork meatballs and my wife's snowballs.
    • Ice man
      Does she put real coconut on them ?
    • Lilo Avli
      Only if the kids go to bed early.
    • Linda Joy
      Snowballing?
    • Ice man
      You haven't lived until you've had sex in a snowbank.
    • Lilo Avli
      Ever heard of frost-bite ? Or are Canadians genetically modified in some way ?
    • Ice man
      Yes
    • Linda Joy
      I have and I didn't like it!
    • Ice man
      Which? The sex or the snowbank ?
    • Linda Joy
      Sex in the snow. It was too cold! Even though my coat was under me.
    • Ice man
      I would have thought you were "Sizzilin' Hot" enough to handle it, especially with your coat under you.
  • my baby pictures
  • Timmy, the three-legged turtle.
  • One of my boyfriends of the past owned many fine watches. He gave me a Logines dress watch made in 1946, and it keeps time accurately. He has some dating back to 1893 that run well.
  • A hand cranked ice crusher...It was manufactured in the 50s.
    • Ice man
      From an era when quality was important and things were made to last a long time. It'll probably still work in another 50 years from now.
    • Azlotto
      Hello, Ice man..."It'll probably still work in another 50 years from now."...Indeed, maybe even a 100 years from now.
  • My bedroom dresser, which came from my grandmother's farmhouse where we lived for a few years in the 50s. My guess is it dates from the 1880s and was probably purchased in the Missouri town where my great-grandfather had a photo studio for years. The farm in Illinois was my great-grandparents' retirement home.
  • Probably some of the DVDs in my large collection which I’ve had for probably 10 years or so. I take good care of them. I watch the same movie probably twice a year or maybe once every 2 or 3 years.
  • I think offhand the oldest thing I own , (inherited) is my late hubby Jerry's teddy bear when he was five. Its in decrepit condition. Great sentimental value though. Its a Gund brand bear.
  • It would have to be my house it was built around 1965-1970. Probably my car would be the next oldest thing I own and use daily 2008.
  • That would definitely be me...
  • In September 1937 I bought my wife a new electric iron for eight shillings and sixpence. She's still using it every day and it's never needed repair.
    • ★Stevo
      If she was 14 then she would be 100 today? How old are you?

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