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I have an Avon lipstick brush from the 1960's. I use it rarely to get the last remaining lipstick out of an empty tube,
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My body!
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My 17 year old cat and I snuggle her several times a day.
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Boola Boo Awwww how sweet. : ) -
Lilo Avli I wish I was that cat.
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My wife.
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Linda Joy
That's just wrong! -
Lilo Avli
No, I assure you it is correct. I even have a license.
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My house.
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Lilo Avli
Trailer. -
Ice man
No, you're thinking of Mircat. You're up early ... did you shit the bed ? -
Lilo Avli
When is three o'clock in the afternoon early ? And no, I didn't. -
Ice man
So what time did you get home from church ? -
Lilo Avli
All the churches near me were burned down in the 16th century, during the Great Plague of London. I got home from the grocery store at 10:33. -
Ice man
Do they deliver your groceries ? -
Lilo Avli
They could, but I prefer to get my hands and knees dirty in the aisles. It makes me feel like a real man to go out early and hunt the wild buffalo on the mean streets of England, and to bring home the meat for my family. -
Ice man
So you're the UK version of "Buffalo Bill" then. -
Lilo Avli
No, I stopped playing American Football in 1975, due to my dodgy knees. -
Ice man
If that's the case then maybe you should stop playing with your .. er .. footballs all together. -
Lilo Avli
I have. The only balls I touch now are my pork meatballs and my wife's snowballs. -
Ice man
Does she put real coconut on them ? -
Lilo Avli
Only if the kids go to bed early. -
Linda Joy
Snowballing? -
Ice man
You haven't lived until you've had sex in a snowbank. -
Lilo Avli
Ever heard of frost-bite ? Or are Canadians genetically modified in some way ? -
Ice man
Yes -
Linda Joy
I have and I didn't like it! -
Ice man
Which? The sex or the snowbank ? -
Linda Joy
Sex in the snow. It was too cold! Even though my coat was under me. -
Ice man
I would have thought you were "Sizzilin' Hot" enough to handle it, especially with your coat under you.
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my baby pictures
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Timmy, the three-legged turtle.
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One of my boyfriends of the past owned many fine watches. He gave me a Logines dress watch made in 1946, and it keeps time accurately. He has some dating back to 1893 that run well.
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A hand cranked ice crusher...It was manufactured in the 50s.
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Ice man
From an era when quality was important and things were made to last a long time. It'll probably still work in another 50 years from now. -
Azlotto
Hello, Ice man..."It'll probably still work in another 50 years from now."...Indeed, maybe even a 100 years from now.
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Mircat 
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