ANSWERS: 4
  • "Hey!" Is usually all I need. I often open with "Do you Wanna Dance?" but if I thought I liked them and needed a really good one I'd say "You'd look absolutely delicious all tied up in the satin sheets on my king size waterbed!"
    • Ice man
      Yeah, I'll bet that works for you. But it would probably get me a slap in the face.
    • Linda Joy
      Not if you try it on me! 😘
    • Lilo Avli
      Get a room.
    • Linda Joy
      Jealous! Lol
  • Mae West never said that. If you are going to quote, get it right. "The following line, a classic double entendre, was not spoken by Mae West in She Done Him Wrong (1933): "Is that a gun [or pistol] in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" She did restate the line in her final film, an outrageous comedy titled Sextette (1978)."
    • Ice man
      I'm so glad you got that off your chest like a soiled blouse, my darling. And now that your ample chest is uncovered would you like to actually answer the question that was asked in the first place ?
    • Lilo Avli
      How did you twos date night go ?
    • Ice man
      She's playing "Hard To Get".
  • "I'm really horny. Fancy a shag ?"
    • Ice man
      No thanks, I have a headache.
    • we are dough 68
      It'll only take two minutes.
    • Ice man
      That's what you told the poor goat too.
    • we are dough 68
      He didn't complain at the time. And I bought him some new suspenders.
    • Ice man
      No doubt, but he wanted rubber boots.
    • we are dough 68
      I'm not into that kinky stuff.
  • dont have one right now
    • we are dough 68
      When you do get one, please let us know. Love you.

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