• He was a funny, funny guy. I liked his abstract humor. RIP
    • Linda Joy
      I was just talking to Azlotto about this question and now it showed up!
  • You covered most of my favorites... "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."... "I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it so it achieves its maximum flavor potential"
    • Linda Joy
      Yay! You found it! There are so many more I need to post a few more of these questions. But not tonight
  • Mitch Hedberg walks into a bar. He says, "Hi. I'm Mitch Hedberg." Everyone in the bar says, "Never heard of you."

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