If Wonder Woman fought Donald Trump, who would win?
by 
Crystal Steel
ANSWERS: 14
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If Wonder Woman give him a second, Trump will defeat himself.
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OrangeDonRump Trump has High-Grade Halitosis that could kill anyone.
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Whoa! Wonder Woman could make all those politicians tell the truth with her golden laso!
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Kevin Spacey.
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Captain Pants
Jun 4, 2021 I miss you. I'm back. Where the hell are ya? Yahoo Answers closed, and the entire jokes & riddles category moved to a site called Tapatalk, but gays overrran it posting porn shots so it's dead. I was remembering how funny you and Ice man were. I'd love to just TELL JOKES somewhere. That's all I want to do. But you'd HAVE TO come back and help me make funny, I cant just be the only funny guy. That wont work. If you leave me alone I swear, the next time my pants fall down, I'm gettin on the bus that way! (OK, it's not much of a plan. Hold on, I learned a trick from Towelie *gets high* ....Dude, whaaa ?? -
Linda Joy
I miss you both, and ice man!
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Trump is a woose...He would run away!
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Shadowfire the Sarcastic
What's a woose? -
Linda Joy
lol
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Trump has a very particular and famous grappling move he uses against women that would probably not make Diana very happy.
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Linda Joy
There's not much I'd pay money to see, but this is one!
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If Trump were a fictional character, this would be a very different world.
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Trump would assault her with his hair and it would gross her out so much she would run.
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We all would.
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Wonder woman would win. She's much more powerful. Trump is a loser. He's a poor sport. Wonder woman would win but Trump will claim he did.
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Trump would barge in on her while she was in the bathroom. Then Wonder Woman would lash him to a seat in her invisible airplane with her golden lasso and send him on a one way trip to Moscow where he he can be with his buddies who are all going to jail. lol
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She might get him to tell the truth.
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(Would you look at all of the intelligence in this room... my, it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood.)
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How do you think up such rubbish?
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Well...Wonder Woman can breathe space while wearing her one-piece bathing suit and lassoing asteroids. *** On the other hand, Trump can lie with both hands tied behind is back. *** Too close to call.
Bill 
beaker95 
Thinker 
mushroom 
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