If you could give one celebrity a slap in the face. Who would it be?
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Paris Hilton. I'd slap her with a wet fish, rather than my hand
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Nichole Ritchie. But it might kill the anorexic skank.
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The would be our president, Mr. George W. Bush
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Donald Trump.
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I would also say Paris Hilton for two reasons. A: She is only famous because of her last name and nothing else, she is almost talentless, and acts like a 3 year old, and B: for thinking for one second she deserves special treatment because somehow she is famous. Someone needs to slap some since into that girl. If I'd been caught doing what she did, I bet I'd go to jail even longer, what an idiot.
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Lindsay Lohan, for turning into a clone and killing my sister's esteem for her.
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Any and every rap singer that disses women in their lyrics.
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Paris of course!!
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George bush senior. For having George bush junior.
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AWWWW, just one? Well, I have loads of celebs I want to smack across the face, Kelly Pickler or Pixler (I have heard tons of people say her last name both ways) Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Michael Jackson, Howard Stern and Tony Shaloub for a few listings of who I want to deck.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot to add Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer
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Maury Povich. He's a heinous person. I'd rather kick him in the teeth.
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Dr.Laura
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Lindsay Lohan. Sheesh lol Paris Hilton and her blatant disregard for public safety is atrocious.
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Woody Allen for no perticular reason but for the fact he has a slappable face.
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Woody Allen for no perticular reason but for the fact he has a slappable face.
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Rowan Atkinson.
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Kanye West! no doubt about it.
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Either Bill Maher or Al Franken. Although Rosie was the one who came to mind first.
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Oh yeah and Tory Spelling who makes famous blondes look smart and pretty
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Paris Hilton. No talent beyotch.
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Rosie O'Donnell
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I completely forgot, I would die to slap Simon Cowell on the face, what a cruel critical chauvinistic pig he is!
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scott stapp. toby keith.
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george bush, paris hilton, lindsay lohan, etc.
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Sean Penn
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Bill Maher. Hard.
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Micheal Richards, I can't believe I used to like that guy.
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Britney Spears "SNAP OUT OF IT!"
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Paris Hilton without thinking about it twice!!!
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margret thatcher............. dam looks like someone beat me to it lol
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I'd give Paris Hilton a real good backhander while screaming 'STAY HOME FOR A WHILE YOU STUPID B*TCH! LET US GOD DAMN MISS YOU!'
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Victoria Beckham with an 8 yr old dead squid.
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Britney Spears...she's gone from sweet little girl to skanky trailer trash with money in a matter of months.
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BRITNEY OLD MAN / KEVIN F.. HE IS SUCH A ASSHOLE.....
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Paris Hilton ofcourse. now cause she has not changed a wee bit the way she claimed to be.
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Brad Pitt! He needs to wake up,. leave Angelina Jolie - and go back to Jeniffer!!!!!!!
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Richard Simmons.
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Sean Penn...of course, a slap would only be the begining. He should be greatful that as an american he has the right to make an idiot of himself. If he were a citizen of some of his new "friends" countries he might have gotten shot of course after getting slapped around a bit first.
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Rosie O'Donnell! I'd wrap a tap shoe right round the side of her head... it might be an improvement to her physical appearance at least although she's WORSE on the inside second on my list of b!tch slap victims would be Stephanie McMahon-Levesque... for making Wrestling so bad that Smackdown and ECW are absolutely unwatchable and then both of Hulk Hogan's evil brats especially Nick i'd take him to the ring and give him the thrashing he should have gotten as a child! finally 'd slap the Hulkster for trying to get Vince McMahon jailed
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I bet millions of parents would love to give Vanessa Hudgens a good slap for making their kids crying... She should have known better... at 16, and starting her amazing acting and singing career?
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None of them are worth the energy.
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Rosie O'Donnell.
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I might get carried away, and,I wouldn't take the risk of injury to my own hand on any of them.
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If I could smack an ass instead of face i'd smack Angelina Jolie, otherwise I had to smack Britany Spears:o
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1) King Kong. But he had really to feel the pain... 2) a living, real celebrity? I think I would splapp "Splapp-me-do". He is asking so nicely. Further reference: The Impossible Quiz by Splapp-me-do http://www.arcadebliss.com/the-impossible-quiz.htm (no harm here, I love this guy!)
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Only one? Well, it would have to be that traitor Sean Penn.
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Ryan Phillippe for what he did to Reese Witherspoon, cheating on while filming a movie, she is classy, smart, and not exploiting herself for fame, what better qualities could you see a celebrity?
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Tyra(nt) Banks, her brain is wacked.
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Without a doubt it would be Dr.Laura hey it might even make her better looking.
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Paris Hilton damn that sounds like fun!!!
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George W. Bush for...well, everything: the no child left behind act the goddamn iraq war the budget deficit the ticking time bomb of healthcare/ social security and all the other crap that's happened since he took office.
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Lindsey Lohan or Brittany Spears - I think both girls are incredibly talented, but making really stupid choices.
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O.J. Simpson
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tom cruise, hes such a retard.
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Celebutante - Nick Hogan - he's a puss Celebrity - Rosie ODonnell - he's a puss
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Charles Davis. I guess he's not a celebrity, but a sports analyst. He drives me nuts.
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Too many to list but one really gets to me ...Rosie O'Donnell. I mean if you don't like America you have a few million in the bank get the F_ck out then. I bet she won't.
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Ann Coulter
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New York really isn't much of a celebrity, but for goodness sake she is so damn annoying! Her and Paris Hilton both.
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I can't stand Rosie O'Donnell but I think I would get more satisfaction out of slapping Tyra Banks.
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OJ Simpson. I am afraid I would want to do much more than just slap him though.
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I've sometimes wanted to slap Tori Spelling, but I always decide that it would be a bad idea, because I would have to wash my hand afterward.
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Michael Jackson...to see what would happen. I think I'd want to wear gloves.
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dubya....annnd it would be more of a I break his face, rather than just a slap.
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Beyonce I hate that fucking slut
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Paul mcCartney.
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Kellyanne Conway's husband.
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noone, i dont slap people
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Michael Moore for lying so horribly.
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Robert de Niro just took the lead in slappable stars.
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none of them, i dont slap people
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Whoopi Goldberg
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Trump and Tim Allen, because he supports him.
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ReiSan I support Donald Trump. If you tried to slap him, I would stop you.
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none, i dont slap people
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