What not to say to your mother inlaw?
by 
SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING
ANSWERS: 38
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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!!
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Your daughter is the most fabulous screw I have ever had, and believe me I've had a few.
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Does anyone want a cake ? Not you fatty .
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"I like the way your bottom wobbles in the balmy sea-breeze..."
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so then where DOES she get her good looks from? It cant be you.....
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dont know who the hell gave birth to my husband
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Where did you park your broomstick?
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Your daughter is great in bed she moves in "very detailed description" ways. - I hope your daughter does not turn out like you other wise I am filing for a divorce.
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What is his problem?
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I can cook better than you.
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Have another drink, Connie.
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Dooon't worry I can still come by and tap that! Why don't you show me what I have to look forward to when she gets older? That mustache thing it..isn’t hereditary...is it? Now don't you worry Mrs. _______ I don't sleep around like her father does. When your other daughters turn eighteen you know where to send them right?
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Why didn't you teach him/her such and such? (like manners, to cook, manage money etc.)
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"Come visit, stay as long as you like"
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He calls me mommy now.
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At times I think she was dragged up...
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Anything that would cause her upset. She's a great mother-in-law :)
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Shut the hell up bitch.... ( I currently live with the in-laws)
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Your son is not the father of my baby.
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Would you like to join me and your daughter sexually?
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Need someone to scrub your back (and maybe more) in the shower?
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There was an episode of The Cosby Show where Cliff's parents came by, and admitted to having sex late the night before. After the men exited, Claire inquired about it, and Cliff's mom, Claire's mother-in-law, told her that if Cliff was anything like his father, expect it well into your elderly years. Claire smiled, and both ladies giggled. That was just creepy.
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Gee, you're getting fat. Why don't you mind your own busines Your sons a big mama's boy
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I think it's time we cut the umbilical cord attaching you to my husband.
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"wanna have sex?"
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"don`t worry,I`ll cook,he prefers my bolognese anyway"! (I did actually make the mistake of saying this once!!)
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*expose your privates* "Does this look infected to you?"
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How did someone as ugly as you have such a beautiful daughter?
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"Nice tits".
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I like your cooking xyz and she will make xyz all her life for you whenever you visit her!
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say nothing...
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We're moving out of state tomorrow and you can't come with us.
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jesus leave me alone before i throw you off a cliff
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Anything. Just don't speak to her.
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i thought your daughter was being a bitch because she is on her period, but now i really see why she is a bitch.
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What time did you say you needed to leave?
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fuck off bitch...
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you cute fatty
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