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"Are you busy Saturday? I'm looking at yachts, and it would be good to have a second opinion along."
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"My name is Brad Pitt."
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I have a brain tumor and only have 3 months to live, will you have sex with me?
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-points at girl- -points at penis- -nods head-
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"I don't want to have sex with you." ;)
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Sing "what's new pussycat, by Tom Jones"..No, forget that, that would get you rejected big time!
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I suppose that would depend on the woman. If it was me, nothing, because there is no way that I would sleep with someone on a first date, I have more respect for myself than that.
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"We don't have to have sex tonight." Once the pressure is off, she will relax and be more likely to be in the mood.
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just needs to buy her all the drinks (alcoholic of course)..
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I can lick my eyebrows. Wanna see?
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"Your fee is reasonable. I will pay with cash."
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dont know but will read all you comments with interest and take notes lol
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Do you want cash or a check?
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Not sure ....I have yet to find out! I never met someone smooth enough.
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Il "white knight" you for ever.
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how much? +3
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"I do" (In front of a minister, of course)
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first date, huh? i've never been very good at manipulating others. :( if it's meant to be, it'll happen. if not, it won't.
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"I have a 12" tounge and can breath through my ears" works every time
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say... hmmmm honesty what usually messes up most men's chances is they open their mouth. so there is not one thing a man can say to get me in bed the 1st date. now if you rephrase to laid out ! i can go on and on.... . +5
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The Gettysburg Address.
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My credit card has no limits.......... ?
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"Would you like to help me count these forty $100 bills I have in my wallet?" +5
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...hmmm.... This is to not be overused... "You have a beauty most women dont even know exists" theyll fall outta their chair in love with you. lol.
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Pop that pussy! Heyyy! Pop that pussy, baby! Pop that pussy! Pop, pop that pussy, baby!
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"Shall I pick you up in the Bently or the Lear?" :P
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My dick is so big that puff daddy is its chauffeur.
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I don't want you to regret this...
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Do yah wanna go to my place?
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Will you marry me?
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