ANSWERS: 32
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Are you a woman?
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Can you do it like my old girlfriend did?
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when are u due. 99% of the time no bun in the oven is present
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Shut the f*ck up c*nt
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You're fat.
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1- When's it due? 2- Pass the remote and get me a beer. 3- You're sister is much better than you are. 4- When's the last time you shaved your face? 5- I'm having poker night here. Set up me and the boys with some chips, will ya?
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Are you going to wear "that"?
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if she asks you if you think that another woman is hotter than her, you should never say yes, or even maybe. The answer should always be a firm no, no matter what you really think haha :)
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You are not having the credit cards this week.
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i hate you.
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Never ask how much she weighs, even if she's slim.
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you are fat, when are you do, god you are just like my ex girlfriend, you are uglier than my ex girlfriend, it was just a dare, you dont do it like my ex girlfriend, NO.
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Boil my potato.
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Essentially, the same things I would never say to a man, or to another human being. Just let common courtesy rule. Gender need not be a critical factor. +5
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Even though I just answered this question a few moments ago, I actually just hear the very best answer to this question. My honey just said "I find you amazingly attractive, even in your current state".
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Are you pregnant or fat?
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wow i love your prada shoes,are they real?
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"RELAX" - "You're just like your Mother" or "Please- just this once." !
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1. You're so much like your mother... she just lays there too! 2. I got mine, now you get yours. 3. Has your ass always been that big? Just kidding, ladies.
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Man. I really wish you had your sister's ass. That thing is SAWEEEEET!
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Here are 10 1- Here's my charge card. 2- You look fine. 3- Yes you need to lose weight. 4- I don't agree with you. 5- You suck in bed. 6- Yes I'll marry you. 7- Will you marry me. 8- Don't do that. 9- You remind me of my ex. 10-I don't really like you I just use you for sex.
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If you think I'm sleeping while you make hay,you are mistaken over there.
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Never say, Your ugly and disgusting or You need to get on a diet you fat slob.
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Could you watch this video and learn to do it like my ex did?
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Can we have a threesome with your dad?
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You need to hit the gym!
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1. Are you pregnant? (to a woman who isn't) 2. You look fat 3. You're not as pretty as...
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Shake it.
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Walk up to her, sniff and say, "EWWW, that stink IS coming from you".
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Strip naked.
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Turn around.
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I would never say "Yes, those pants DO make your butt look big". 9/21/23
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