What's so bad about cooking bacon naked?
by 
Payton Parker
ANSWERS: 20
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Grease popping onto your manhood.
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Grease Spatter
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How would one dress bacon?
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nothing as long as you cook it in the oven
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Hot bacon grease hurts, even with clothes on. I can't imagine I'd like getting any on my...er.... more sensitive areas.
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Obviously you've never pan fried bacon before. One good spatter on naked skin, even on your hand or face and you'd have your answer
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The possibility of blistering burns on your foreskin, nipple, or labia really ought to say it all.
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The bacon may get contaminated
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Nothing as long as you cook it in the oven or microwave.
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There's never anything bad about doing anything naked. Just be careful.
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Grease popping, might not feel good
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lol go find out
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been there OW OW OW bacon fat spits and damn well hurts
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L M A O!! Splatters on your 'unmentionables'!!! +++5
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Is the bacon naked or you?
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Bacon has feelings, too. It is bad enough being cooked, but to have your dignity removed while it is happening is just too much
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you could get popped by bacon grease in a sensitive area! ouch!
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The hot oil that pops out a burns you...imagine the more deliciate places OUCH!
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those spatters hurt tender places ! +5 but i will do it again for a certain someone :P
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My bacon is always naked! I make it take off its clothes first!
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