What does it mean if someone says they are going to eat your face?
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Little Miss Dangerous
ANSWERS: 52
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It's Dr. Hannibal Lecter
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kiss you? like makeout with you
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OH YEAH KISS YOU AND I WAS IN THE GUTTER FOR A SECOND LOL
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This could quite possibly be the most amazing question I have ever seen in my entire time on Answerbag. The way I would take it, would be that they wanted to literally eat my face. If they meant kissing, then I'd probably dump them for being corny enough to use that line in the first place.
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They are scrapbooking and into Facebook.
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Kiss you very sloppily?
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They're either very horny, or it's a zombie. ^_^
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They intend to flay the skin from your face, place it in their mouth, masticate, swallow, and digest.
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Uhh...that you are in contact with a raging psychopath and should cease communication immediately.
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I never heard that expression before. If someone told that they were so hungry that they could "eat my face off", I would pull into the nearest McDonald's and buy them a Big Mac, a shake, and some fries.
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I have no idea but I sure as he** wouldn't wait around to find out. Scary. Happy Tuesday! :) ((hugs))
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If it looks like this guy, I might just take his word for it
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Ew, I don't know, it sounds kind of gross. ;+
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I don't know..but I have wanted to kiss someone's face off before:):)
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That their name is possibly Hannibal Lector?
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That doesnt sound too good!
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Depends if the name is Jeffery Dahmer or not
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It means you should run!
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pretty much means they gonna eat your face. thats a nice thought! lol!
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It's kinda long, but I thought it was funny...
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My wife had bought some new perfume that actually drove me crazy. This perfume was perfect for her body chemistry. Her arm smelled so great, that i told her......... "I could just take a bite out of your arm". See the connection?
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To kiss you all over your face
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it means he's hungry. or maybe he just likes the taste of faces. either way, don't turn your back on him! or turn your back on him if he opens his mouth in a threatening way.
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maybe they want to make out with you passionately but can't find the words to express it in a sexy way
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Me and my friend Kristen use it as a joking sort of threat. Like "Shut up! I will eat your face!" She started it not me. She also came up with "Stop it, or I'll kick you in the face, cause that's where your stupid lives!"
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Its a playful threat. Sounds a little "new age" if you never heard it before. but I personally think its dumb and have heard it too many times by people who think they are being original.
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Means Hannibal Lecter escaped again.
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Means Hannibal Lecter escaped again.
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They're just kidding around and being weirdos. Typical 12 year old behavior.
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Exactly what it means Contact George A. Romero and talk to him, he knows more about your situation than anyone else.
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get you or try to or just joking for the fun of it.
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If that someone loves you.. thats the best thing to hear.
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ZOMBIES!!!
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It's just a silly expression for 'whatever, you cute thing you'. You know?
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When people are kissing really sloppily then I've said that it looks like they're eating each others face. It's not a good thing as far as i'm concerned
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Well I think it means that they want you they want to kiss you and make a mess of it!!
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In "On Golden Pond", Norman (Henry Fonda) has a line where he asks Ethyl (his wife of MANY years), "Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?" If you've seen many "passionate" movie scenes where the actors seem to "eat each others faces", then you know where this phrase comes from. Sounds like when and if you kiss him, he's gonna (or wanna) "eat your face"! (Sounds like he REALLY likes you, or is at the very least "hott" for you. ;-)
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sounds scary... They want to, kill you? My guess. Or in a softer way, they might want to look like you...
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foreplay
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uhm, that you have have to focus. slow the momentum until he comes soooo close to your face and now there evade, put a pin in his mouth and stab the tongue. he'll never do that again. eheh just kidding, sooo stoopid.
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In my hometown it meant they were gonna eat your face.
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It would depend on the country you are in. In countries where cannibalism is illegal it probably is a term of endearment. If your in a South American rainforest and sitting in a large cooking pot, it may have a totally different meaning. be careful I hope this was helpful Vladymir
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They are either cannibals or they are bullies or buddies!
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my bf told me that once while we were talking and i asked him what???!!! and he said i want to kiss you lolz^^
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They're a really bad kisser, or a very picky eater
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That they are going to slobber all over your face. gross.
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thy r damnd angry wid ya... jus RUN!!!... :P... peace!!!
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It means that you are beautiful.
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It's the zombie apocalypse, run, get a gun and supplies and hide out.
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Eating pigeons will cause bacteria to infest Zach Boeder's Cheesecake causing the justice league to raise an alarm on carrot sticks flying in the air. But, going to office depot with Paul Blart makes fish rain from the ceiling and makes your grandpa slip around on bars of soap.
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It means they are joking with you. Don't take it literally, silly!
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Maybe your face looks like a circle cake.
Mountain Momma 
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