ANSWERS: 29
  • gamble for pink slips and win...write him a uome instead of an iou for souls!
  • become an atheist. problem solved.
  • Spray him with a fire extinguisher? Prank-call him and ask, "Has it frozen over yet?" File his horns down while he's sleeping?
  • Tell him he does exist, and all the non-christian of the world are actually so because of his doing!
  • hide his pitchfork pull on his tail aks him if he is horny
  • Put a bucket of holy water above a door before he walks through it
  • Squeeze his wheeze (metaphorically speaking, of course)! ;-)
  • ...how about...just being good?...from your heart...
  • a prank on a diety that knows everything and can do anything?...Hmm bet him you can think of something he can't do. Able to do anything when he accepts cheerfully tell him to "get lost" the look on his face...priceless!
  • It is best to leave Satan to God. "But deliver us from evil." The last petition to our Father is also included in Jesus' prayer: "I am not asking you to take them out of the world, but I ask you to protect them from the evil one." (Jn 17:15) In this petition, evil is not an abstraction, but refers to a person, Satan, the Evil One, the angel who opposes God. The devil is the one who "throws himself across" God's plan and his work of salvation accomplished in Christ. The Bible teaches that Satan is a fallen angel. Scripture sees in this being a fallen angel, called "Satan" or the "devil". (Cf. Jn 8:44; Rev 12:9) Satan was at first a good angel, made by God: "The devil and the other demons were indeed created naturally good by God, but they became evil by their own doing." Scripture speaks of a sin of these angels. (2 Pet 2:4) This "fall" consists in the free choice of these created spirits, who radically and irrevocably rejected God and his reign. The devil "has sinned from the beginning"; he is "a liar and the father of lies." (1 Jn 3:8; Jn 8:44) It is the irrevocable character of their choice, and not a defect in the infinite divine mercy, that makes the angels' sin unforgivable. "There is no repentance for the angels after their fall, just as there is no repentance for men after death." Scripture witnesses to the disastrous influence of the one Jesus calls "a murderer from the beginning," who would even try to divert Jesus from the mission received from his Father. (Jn 8:44; cf. Mt 4:1-11) "The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the works of the devil." (1 Jn 3:8) The power of Satan is, nonetheless, not infinite. He is only a creature, powerful from the fact that he is pure spirit, but still a creature. He cannot prevent the building up of God's reign. For more information, see Catechism of the Catholic Church, sections 391-395: http://www.nccbuscc.org/catechism/text/pt1sect2chpt1art1p7.htm#391 With love in Christ.
  • Turning your life over to his arch-enemy, Jesus.
  • tell him you are an atheist. that should work in that direction too. and stick marshmellow on his horns
  • Anything to get his goat.
  • Paint the town green
  • Put shaving cream in his hand while he is asleep and then tickle his nose? What? It is just funny no matter who you do it to. I'd like to antique his ass too... I mean after all, whats older really?
  • Pick up a bible and act as well as possible like you are going to go door to door preaching the "good news". Then turn around and start laughing to let him know it was a joke.
  • Take your medication.
  • LOL!! A petty human pulling a prank on the Lord of Lies? Right..
  • Hire a prostitute for the night, then bring her home for dinner with the missionaries.
  • let it be known that your soul is up for sale.
  • Tell him god was loooking for him to make up and be friends again. When he asks "really?", say that u were just pulling his chain. he hates that.
  • send God to his door
  • extinguish his flaming stick thing!
  • tell him god isn't real
  • Tell him you just gave birth to his son and need him to babysit for the next eternity or two
  • Say God bless Satan
  • Do pranks really work on the master of lies?
  • I'm not sure you should be messing with satan.
  • There is no good prank to play on Satan. He is smarter than any human being and, believe me, his strategies are beyond your ability to outsmart him.

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