by 
RFlagg
ANSWERS: 19
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Badgers?? We don't neeed no stinking Badgers!
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ha ha you are so random!
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There's probably someone out there
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A grand freakin' total of zero.
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idk but that would be a pretty pathetic way to die
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choking on badgers? what did we ever do to you? LOL
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proper funny question how would you cook & serve badgers
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I'm guessing around six.
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On average 5.7, but that's just a rough average, 1.8 choke on sleek superior badgers. Remember always chew your badger thouroughly before swallowing. However, and quote from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Badger_Flange "The standard modern mass produced gate is rectilinear, and this is actually the main cause of choke problems. Given that most badgers necessarily appoach the gate at a slight angle, inter-badger interactions are imperfectly aligned. While two-badger interactions are usually fairly mild, and result in a low momentum offset (which averages to zero), at the relatively high pressures at a gate in peak flow, three-badger interactions are common. These result in significant net-momentum offsets, and badger misalignment; thus enhancing the gate surface effects and throttling badger flow...
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That is the number one cause of death in my family tree. We aren't very good hunters.
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Not enough, obviously.
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I guess it would depend on how you define badgers. Obviously, if served sliced or ground, badger meat could be less likely to choke a human than if said human just tackled the whole carcass. This pre-suposses that the badger being consumed has expired. A human trying to eat a live badger would create an entirely different set of probabilities. I'm really glad that you asked this question. Answerbagers I know have been fretting about this issue for some time. I hope my answer shed at least a little light on the subject.
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Or to phrase it another way, "How often do people choke on badgers?" "Only once!"
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3
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UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. so it is the badgers than need to be concerned about choking. BTW the military always lies. :)
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you mean BEAVERS!?
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Only one in history and he came back as Don King.
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That why you should never talk while you eat and chew each bite at least 30 times . I just hope everybody learned something here today.
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Official statistics in this area are scarce. A recent study conducted by students at the University of Humberside suggests numbers could be around 78. However, it is believed this may just be the tip of the iceberg as Badger choking often goes unreported, usually due to the effects of death which often ensues.
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