Did Jesus poop?
by 
Larry Rhodes
ANSWERS: 52
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Jesus was big on poop. where do you think the term, HOLY SHIT came from?
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Um everyone poops... there is a book about it.
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Of course. He ate, so it had to go somewhere.
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Yes but did it smell?
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Um...yes.
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he pooped golden nuggets.
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We don't know and we don't seem to give an S.
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diarrhea
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I think he did like all living things
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Yes, for 33 1/2 years while living as a human on earth.
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This is a stupid question, from someone who wants to make fun of the Saviour. (Sorry if I'm wrong and you really want to find this out). "...being in very nature God, He did not consider equality with God something to be grasped,but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death— even death on a cross!" (Phillipians 2:6-8) This is the grandeur of His sacrifice and love: that even if He was God, He became a human, He was thirsty, hungry, tored, slept, went to the toilet and so on.
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You must be really, really bored...
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are we speaking of Jesus Hernandez? he was a world class pooper.
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too bad Mary didn't us when HE was an infant... or she could of said to HIM, "young man, do you know who fed and cleaned you up!" Yes, HE did ...the entire NT is how HE was HUMAN>>like us....HE could of asked God to spare HIM the suffering....but the whole point or mission was "to not do that" HE was spared nothing, just given comfort at times...
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Yes, and wherever he pooped...flowers would sprout.
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hmmm I don't know...do you poop? There's your answer.
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Excellent question. If he existed then certainly he pooped. And peed. And farted. He did all the things people do.
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He was human, of course he pooped and pee'd too. As to where, check here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/672268
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Yes, but he usually proceeded to turn it into wine, which, through many centuries of Holy Wars, trade agreements, and mistakes made by the US Postal Service, wound up delivered to many of the wineries scattered throughout Napa Valley, California.
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i really hope Jesus has a sense of humor...i think HE does...HE is probably LOL right now...the Angels too...
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Everyone poops!
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It was his second favorite thing to do, right after going number three.
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I heard he didn't even have a butthole. God that must have been a bummer.
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Yes. Same as you do. My 2 cents.
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yes
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The earth was a kidney stone comming out, so i'd say yeh.
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HELL YEAH!
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I heard his poop smelt like roses.
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No he is voids in ways we could never truly appreciate.
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Yes I heard kosher food and unlevened bread has that effect on people, it sure as hell does on me.
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ofcourse yes, jesus is a human to..
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Only in the woods?! ;-)
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Hard to know how to answer, but anyone with any knowledge of the Bible would know the answer, so this appears to be a crude poorly concieved attempt to joke about Jesus Christ. Just in case the questioner belongs to a group that considers Jesus to be a ghost or alien - a lot of wierd groups out their - Jesus had on particular relevant characteristic. He was 100% human being as well as being fully God - the Messianic God-man. Since he was a man, he also breathed air, drank water, ate food, grew hair, perspired and had similar experiences, physical functions as well as temptations that are common to man - although he lived a sinless life.
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Yes, it is where the term "Holy Shit" comes from.
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I imagine with someone with such historical significance it would be much more than just a .............poop
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God came to the earth in the form of a human, Jesus. He did this so that we would trust him and not say "God you just don't understand what it's like to be human". This was the ultimate act of pure love. He did it because he wanted to do it....not for himself, but for us.
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We don't know and we don't seem to give a monkey's.
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Clearly you haven't read the book.
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Yeah, then he ate it. It was supposed to be some kind of metaphor for how you should live your life or something....I don't think anyone got it. That was around the time he was experimenting with new drugs.
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Yes. Jesus poops rainbows.
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Holy S**t", dunnit?
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Of course. Jesus was like us in all things but sin. And normal bodily functions are not sinful. With love in Christ.
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Yeah, 'cept it was puppies and rainbows.
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i'm thinking yes
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yes. he was human too.
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yes.he is human
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Through more than his mouth.
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"And thus did the Lord say, I shall not poop. And so there was no pooping. And there was much rejoicing." - The Bible
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he is too good to poop!
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Ha ha. You've got to remember that toilet paper hadn't been invented. Think about it.
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yep. HE burped, passed gas, sweated, cried, tired, slept, ate, worked, learned,obeyed HIS parents, BLED....just like us except HE was PERFECT & a virgin...
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