• Tell them the ladies love it. If they are a lady, tell them that they know they love it. Works for me.
  • you wear your hair the way you want and I'll wear mine the way I want.
  • When I had long hair I got the occasional "hippie" comment. I just never really gave a rat's behind about it. Generally I would just say something like "grow your hair" or "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
  • "Don't be hatin."
  • tell them you promised their mother you keep it long.
  • Yes... I have hair (to answer your question) *grin*. Just tell them you're a prophet and you've foreseen this to be the next best thing since sliced bred.
  • Maybe you need to shave your back first.
  • Why on earth would that be any of your business?
  • Tell them you're growing it out for Locks of Love, the organization that uses donated hair to make wigs for people with cancer. Then consider doing it;)
  • Don't hate the hair! Hate the barber!
  • how about "did i ask you?"
  • How bout you say, "I should cut your face!" . I think that's a pretty good comeback.
  • tell them you would but you are saving the money to pay for their mom's methadone
  • When Samson's hair got cut, he lost his strength. Judges 16:16 And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death; 16:17 That he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hat not come a razor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man. 16:18 And when Delilah saw that he had told her all his heart, she sent and called for the lords of the Philistines, saying, Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart. Then the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand. 16:19 And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him. 16:20 And she said, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the LORD was departed from him. 16:21 But the Philistines took him, and put out his eyes, and brought him down to Gaza, and bound him with fetters of brass; and he did grind in the prison house.
  • I'd just ask why, and why does it matter?

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