And the winner is... "The Girl is Mine" (M. Jackson and P. McCartney! Embarassing...

gimme dat ting

Something about rocks and i'm just Jenny from the block

he hit me and it felt like a kiss....dont remember who sings it but the song really makes me irritated lips of an angel (hinder) - yes let's glorify adultery even more why don't you stay (i think sugarland)

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun... I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see... I've Never Been To Me by Charlene

Get Low - by Lil' Jon. no song beats these lyrics .. tooooo stupid! ............. [chorus:] 3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time get low, get low [x6] to the window (to the window), to the wall, (to the wall) to the sweat drop down my balls (my balls) to all these bitches crawl (crawl) to all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (got damn) to all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (got damn) shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine i done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can i play with yo panty line club owner said i need to calm down security guard go to sweating me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now she getting crunk in the club i mine she work then i like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off buckey naked atl. hoe don’t disrespect it pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch lil jon and the east side boys wit me and we all like to see ass and tities now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this thug now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at ...... that's just a short clip of the whol sh*tty song!

slob on my knob, lay on the bed and give me head. why don't you tell us how you really like it?

Fuck bitches, get money. Get money, fuck bitches. My brother likes that song.

Any songs that have lyrics repeated over and over. Couldn't they come up with something more than that??

I'm turning Japanese yes I'm turning Japanese, I really think so repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat ad nausium stupidest song EVER in my opinion

That song from the 1970's "Wildfire", which says that there came a killing frost and Wildfire was lost. A killing frost is something to watch out for when you have new plants out in the Spring - it doesn't mean a blizzard.

anything by soulja boy

"Hooch" by the Melvins. It's an awesome song, but the lyrics are intentionally retarded, like most Melvins songs, only way worse: Los ticka toe rest. Might likea sender doe ree. Your make a doll a ray day sender bright like a penelty. Exi-tease my ray day member half lost a beat away. Purst in like a one way sender war give a heart like a fay. Cuz I can ford a red eed only street a wide a ree land. Die-mond make a mid-evil bike a sake a like a ree caste. Cuz I can ford a red eed only street a wide a ree land. On a ree land. Find a ree land. You sink a my swan. Rolly a get a worst in. Maybe minus way far central poor forty duck a pin. Milk maid dud bean. Master a load a head. Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

"Fish Heads" by Dr. Demento Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum In the morning, Laughing happy fish heads, In the evening, Floating in the soup, Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Ask a fish head, Anything you want to, They won't answer, They can't talk Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum I took a fish head, Out to see a movie, Didn't have to pay To get it in Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum They cant play baseball, They dont wear sweaters, There not good dancers, They dont play drums Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Roly poly fish heads are never seen Drinking cappucino in Italian resturants, With oriental women, yeah Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum, (yum!) Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum, Yea..

About 80 percent of the lyrics blaring out of the radio these days----those are all brainless to me. :(

Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight...

I'm the map, I'm the map ,I'm the map,I'm the map,I'm the map,I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!!!!

pick some of these by Weird Al, in his song, "You Make Me" ( fan video of the song below) You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the gong show Theres really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I cant exactly seem to put my finger on it You make me You make me You make me Thats what you do to me You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts You make me wanna phone home You make me wanna write a dozen book reports Then pack myself in styrofoam Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the eiffel tower out of belgian waffles You make me You make me You make me Thats what you do to me (you make me) thats what you do (you make me) thats what you do (you make me) thats what, what you do to me You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park Then take my hamster to the beach You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark And use a recommended bleach When Im with you I dont know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the care bears movie You make me You make me You make me Thats what you do to me (you make me) thats what you do (you make me) thats what you do (you make me) thats what, what you do to me Thats what you do to me Thats what you do to me Thats what you do to me You make me wanna break the laws of time and space You make me wanna eat pork You make me wanna staple bagels to my face Then remove em with a pitchfork You know theres something quite unusual about you but I cant exactly seem to put my finger on it

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. (spice girls) -AND- MMMBop, ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do. Oh yeah, MMMBop ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do (Hanson) LOL funny stuff!!!!

"Peanutbutter jelly with a baseball bat"...

There are tons, this is just an example ----------------------------------------- Heads removed of their faces lay by my feet Chopped and hacked their bodies detached Eyes and teeth are violently smashed Gruesome acts I'm having strong urges to extract the brains Overwhelmed with demented thoughts Could it be that I committed these Gruesome acts Death is all I ever know Gore is what I need to help satisfy me Brains are all I ever crave Can't deny my hatred for society Blood so sweet upon my lips Live a life of moribund abnormalcy Born with only half a head Can't deny my hatred for intelligence The brain removal device Drained again through the mouth the blackest blood flows Save it for another day Savor the vile abundance of Gruesome acts Dead is like being alive Stench of rotting death becomes irrelevant Heads affixed to a machine Peel the skin from random skulls exposing bone Cracked open with vice like force Spray my face with human slop, carnal spatter Slave to my repulsive goal To regain control beyond what's in my mind The brain removal device Shredded brain tissue is mine Succulent flavor is pure Evil is personified Dominance Brutal conclusion foreseen Envisioned so long ago The slaughtered were unaware [Solo: Pat O'Brien] Contraption for hollowing heads Is forcing me to realize Cerebral obsession within is my reality [Solo: Pat O'Brien] Death is all I ever know Gore is what I need to help satisfy me Brains are all I ever crave Can't deny my hatred for society Blood so sweet upon my lips Live a life of moribund abnormalcy Slave to my repulsive goal To regain control beyond what's in my mind The brain removal device ---------------------- well, okay, it's well written, but... erm.. yeah oO

The words to "Surfin' Bird"

Mairzy Doats Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambsy divey A kiddle divey, too. Wouldn't you? Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambsy divey A kiddle divey, too. Wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, A little bit jumbled and jivey. Say, "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy." Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambsy divey A kiddle divey, too. Wouldn't you? Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambsy divey A kiddle divey, too. Wouldn't you? -- It DID become a hit for someone. I remember loving that song when I was a kid, but since then... :-P

Chicken Noodle Soup

The lyrics to "One of Us" by Joan Osborne

There are several ones, but what about "Walk like an Egyptian...." by the Bangles. Isn't that silly? Does it make any sense?.... Oh...and this one just came to my mind...."Walk the Dinosaur"...: *** Title: Walk The Dinosaur Group: Was (Not Was) Album: What Up, Dog? Year : 1988 Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And Walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur CHORUS: Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow you wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur CHORUS *One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared But where was his beard?????* A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur CHORUS

Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend song.

Now the moon is almost hidden The stars are beginning to hide The fortunetelling lady Has even taken all her things inside All except for Cain and Abel And the hunchback of Notre Dame Everybody is making love Or else expecting rain And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing He's getting ready for the show He's going to the carnival tonight On Desolation Row

any lyrics of the songs that are played in hollister stores

anything by primus...

that Uncle Kracker song "Follow Me".

That song by Saliva, Welcome to the show or something

"Joyride" by Roxette

i remember hearing this song i think it went like "I like fast cars I like cars that go boom" and that was the whole song my hope in humanity dropped significantly that day..

Jerry Lewis - "I'm a Little Busybody"

Well, thanks to Shadow, I now know possibly the most inane song in the history of show business.

he hit me and it felt like a kiss -

Any word uttered from Fergie is guaranteed to be extraordinarily, groundbreakingly stupid.

N.E.R.D "her ass is a spaceship i'd like to ride"

Life of the Party By Snoop Dog

that new song i think by linkin park... "shadow of the dayyyyy, will embrace the world in grey" smh.. wtf is he talking about? anyone wanna have a discussion on this?

Oh there's just so many of them! This one comes to mind- I love Ozzy, but his song, "Now you see it, now you don't" (off of Bark at the Moon) contains this line: "Give me central heating, hope that I can pay the bill". I guess it was the drugs, maybe.

chacarron by El Chombo LOL Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n', aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ^ the official lyrics^