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Feller
ANSWERS: 48
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*Cough*
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I'm branchin' out baby!
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If that frickin dog pees on me one more time, he is going to lose a leg.
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Someone's stolen my legs! I can't move! Arghhhh
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" I can't move!"
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Tree like things, I suppose. I can just see them now...in my head the trees are wearing sunglasses and they all have different accents.
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Build around me...
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give me water, don't block the sunlight, you can climb me, just don't pluck out the leaves...
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"I don't want to be paper!"
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I hate humans and termites.
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"Would you please scratch my trunk, just a few cm below your head?"
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"Tell Al Gore to quit hugging me!"
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"Oh whoops! Excuse me, Just a bit of wind in my willows!"
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Why are u cutting me down for, man!?
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Stop hugging me, I dont like you people...
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WTF?? is going on here.
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leaf me alone.
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I can see your house from here !
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it wouldnt say anything at all... it would just leaf.
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What are you doing to that Knot hole in my trunk?? awwww that is disgusting!!!!
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They actually can. But we cant listen.
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"I would prefer to be planted in the park or a garden."
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Leaf me alone !
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Whisper sweet nothings in the wind.
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I really like your imagination with the "Lord of the Rings" and walking, talking trees. You humans really do expect alot out of us trees other than just paper and thats promising.
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Can someone get this damn cat off of me?
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"Step AWAAAY from the chainsaw..."
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I once was an acorn dropped on the ground, No-one ever payed attention to me. Before I knew what what happened, I woke up and said "Gee I'm a tree" !
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I would not kill you my friend, if I were you:(:(
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We are more useful than people sometimes.
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Damn birds.
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This is a "breeze" lol...
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tell your f'n dog to pee over there on the hydrant.
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You people are very short! XD
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OUCH!!!! Quit that!
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GET RID OF THAT FUCKING BUSH ALREADY SO CALIFORNIA CAN LEGALIZE THE ELECTRIC CAR!!
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"If Trees could talk they would yell HELP"!!! Dr Shigo .( Known as the Father of arborculture)
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Slow down.
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WHAT' YOU LOOKING AT?
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screw you guys i am going home... *slowly but surely reaches for the light*
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"Leaf me alone!"
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Oh, they streched me "'limb to limb". I told them to "leave" me alone, but they continued to "bark at me" like I was the "root of all evil".
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"Leaf me alone!" or "I'm thinking of branching out." or "I could use some sprucing up" or "I'm going out on a limb" or "I'm such a sap."
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Plastic please.
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ow...
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Leave me alone
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i saw your boobs last week when you were sun bathing in the backyard,
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I THINK THEY WOULD SAY DO NOT CUT ME PLZNT ME I WANNA HAVE SOME MEMBERS AROUND ME AND TAKE CARE OF ME
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