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Galeanda
ANSWERS: 100
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i would name him horsie and let him stop racing and we would be friends.
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Peaches and Cream
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Flight of Fancies/Angels.
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Mr Horsey clippety clop Woops dont shit on that car Horseface...
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glue
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BLUE SKIES AND GREEN LIGHTS
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Second Last
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depends on what color it would be. maybe jumper lol
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I'd name him Cat and he'd live in my backyard
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GAN YM
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yayen buu the contributor
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Gentle Sprinter.
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Barberic Eric
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Sphinctor probe
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If it were black, I'd name it Black Lightning..streaking across the racetrack it would strike fear in all its competitors..they would back off, slow down and admire the beauty, the awesome power and the intimidating speed! Yep, Black Lightning! :)
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I'd like to give animals names that sound funny when spoken, in this case something like "the b@$t@rd", so the commentary would be something like; "... and the b@$t@rd is rounding the first corner..." "... the b@$t@rd has taken the lead..." "... and the b@$t@rd has won the race..." That'd be ace to hear. Lol :)
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Schlepalong;)
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Prince Fartsalot
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"Brawta" It's a Jamaican word which means 'A little extra'.
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Speedy Gonzalezzzzz
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I would name it Swifty.
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Homeless Whinny. Where would I put a damn racehorse?!
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Lucky Penny. Is that good?
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Dusky night?
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pie. i love national velvet.
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"Windchaser".
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Killdrphil. Maybe if my horse became famous some paranoid schizophrenic would take the name literally and kill him. I, of course, would not be held responsible : )
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Loser, in the hope that one day a loser can be a winner!
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Paxvo
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I would name him "Mini Me".
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Penelope
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Monticello
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Constantine
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FLASH!!
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I would name my horse ThunderSchauer because they would hear the sound of thunder and feel the sweat on their faces.:)
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Razzle Dazzle.
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For Sale
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Racehorse the racehorse.
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I would call him 'chupacabra' after the mythical South American beast. P.S. don't steel it cos I have registered it! lol
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woody pecker (thats what my two year old said I should name him)
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Super freak!
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"HoldYer Tickets"
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Scuttlebutt!
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stickle brickle
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ComingNLast
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my pussy. can hear it now theres my pussy comming into the lead watch her go'
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I'm going to go with - Thundercock!
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It's a hybrid horse that has platypus DNA infused in it at the moment of conception so in stead of hooves it has (different feet) and childbirth is quite another hilarious moment. Well back to the story at hand. Due to it's deformity, the horse is a dog at the races so I lost just a few races to make sure no one would ever bet on this horse and then with diligent weather tracking plus a few helicopters that I rented with "storm powder" my pathetic horse is entered as a "joke". I get all my family and friends to pool their money with me to bet on the surest thing in the history of betting. It's even better than the man that corrupted Hadleyville. I assure you that. Long story short. It's so muddy and slippery that ole' Gold Rush (that's the horse's name) flips and flops past every horse to the finish line in one of the wettest races in recorded horse racing history. Cool, huh?
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Lightning bolt
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Satans Little Helper
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I have three choices for it: Waste O'Time, Waste O'Money, and Parvo
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I would name him Gift Horse. I would try not to look him in the mouth.
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Hoof Hearted
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Crazy Glue
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Horace Horsecollar
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i would name him "snake" cuz hed come out of nowhere and slide past everyone and win :P
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Speedy Gonzales.... Andale! Andale! ARRIBA!!!
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Jim! Or Simon... No, Jim!
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Gonzalez (as in Speedy)
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Horsey
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For Sale
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Mohawk Lane
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"Lunch".
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"My Arse" And the I'd tune in and listen tot he racing commentators telling us "My Arse has a two lengths lead....."
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Butthardy 552
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Jolly Rogers - and give it an eye patch
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dusty carpet, then people could say that it had never been beaten! :)
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OMG....I LOVEEE horses!!!!!!!!!! =) I'd name it something weird like shadow or windy... like something that has to do with their appearance.
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I'd name him "Moonshadow"
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I'd name it "Eats lightning and Craps thunder."
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grease lightening
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Retired :)
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i would name it....RACEHORSE!!!
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Margie's Magic...:)
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Black Pearl
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godspeed or just charlie
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Midnight Runner
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Well, I should think I'd have to wait to see what it looks like, first.
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Hugh Jarse ;)
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molasseses and I wouldn't race it because racing horses is cruel
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ill name him firewind... fast as the wind... dominating as fire...
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Bob
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Studdly
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Big dong. No one would be able to stop checking.
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Winning smile...
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4D (4th Dimension) The one and only time I bet on a horse race, that was the horse I bet on and that's the horse that won.
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racehorse
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Hicktown Drifter I used to own an ex appaloosa race horse named Callboy. He was huge, I had to stand on stuff to get on.
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I would name it "Victory". :P
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Hm.. probably either Equusy (first thing that popped into my mind, sort of lame, I know..) or Bob ^^ Bob is the most awesome name for any kind of animal, ever ;)
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Glue. lol i like that one
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Galeanda Sunrise :)
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Winor dog meat. or spendy glue.
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Vegeta
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Win or get turned into cheap dog food and glue.
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Dobbin
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bat mobel
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I'd name it "Myphaze"...........Come on "Myphaze"!
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I WOULD CALL IT MY DADS TADS :)
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I have to see the horse before naming her. Name has to fit, she has to like it.
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