ANSWERS: 100
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Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!
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Officer Carl W. Smith II. When I was a teen driver, I had a close friend (Carl Wayne III)who's dad was a cop in a neighboring community. He would stop me every time he saw me out at night. Ask if we had any beer or women in there, then rip off some one-liner and go on his way laughing. I still think of Wayne and his dad every time I see a cruiser behind me.
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Uh oh. I hope they aren't using the radar.
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I think about brake checking them!;)
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If its at night. I most likely wish they would turn down those bright lights.
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i wish i could rate these...thanks for the great contributions
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Nothing. It's just a guy in a car. I don't speed and am a rather sensible driver. I guess if I think anything, around here I'd wonder how come he wasn't hiding in the bushes.
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To check my speed and hope he doesn't notice that I don't have my seat belt on!
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I check my speed because i have a heavy foot.
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Hope I didn't do anything wrong!
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I start thinking about my driver's license and car registration....do I have them in my wallet?
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I hope I didn't accidentally leave an arm hanging out of my trunk AGAIN!
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1st- Please don't let him think I'm my sister!, 2nd Am I speeding, 3rd (if its monday) oh no! we were doing fantasy (or old age, or bruises ) in my stage makeup class, I hope he doesnt think i'm crazy or just got beat up
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am i driving normal
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Glad I don't drink anymore.
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how could someone possibly negative-rate this question?!
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Shoot! Put the speed down put the speed down.... I tend to speed. Cops make me nervous haha
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What did I do?... Is there anything illegal in this car?... stay calm, stay calm...
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Act natural
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Hmmmm...Is that body in the trunk starting to smell?
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After a cursory look at my speedometer and making any adjustments (if necessary, though I usually have the cruise on), I ignore it.
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Usually nothing.
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strangely, I usually recite my driver's license number...that's weird.
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Does he smell the body in my trunk?
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Knowing i probably have the most illegal car around me, i usually think "oh crap" and then "duck down a side street".
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I always think about mooning them, but I am able to fight the urge now that I'm older.
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I check my speedometer, make sure I'm not talking on my phone (even tho it's not illegal in MN) and keep on driving.
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Damn,What's he want? I've already paid him for the pizza!!!
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Oh crap I am going to get pulled over! LOL
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My eyes light up hoping he's a handsome cop who wants to have a three some....LOL!!! JK! I always think: CRAP! How fast was I actually going?! lol. <------heavy foot here as well!
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"Will he slow the heck DOWN!!" Cops are constantly riding my tail, hoping to get me to speed so they can pull me over. Stupid Pasco County pigs. I'm really paranoid about tailgaiters, and it's worse when it's a cop with a ram on the front of the cruiser.
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I sure wish I was wearing these right now:
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I start watching the traffic coming at me and hope that someone is speeding by to grab the troopers attention. -Buddy
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i hope he is not a bad cop. with a badge for balls.
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I can tell you, what most people have said to me: 1. am i speeding? 2. do i have my seat belt on? 3. oh hell, theres a cop car behind us. 4. did you pay your parking ticket? 5. he is going to stop us, i just know it. 6. i told you to finish that beer before we left. These are but a few of the comments that drivers have shared with me, after a traffic stop.
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That police car is going as fast as me,he must be speeding also!!!
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Speed....
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I say to myself ,thank you officer for escorting me to the next titi bar. Will you join me?
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Seat belt, break tag, registration, insurance card, outstanding warrants, clean underwear??? Not in that order.
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rats, I hope I am not speeding right now!!!
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sh**, what did i do now.
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is he gonna bust me for that race last night
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Well it depends lol if i have weed in my car its a o shit god please not me ... pure paranoia especially if im high lmao .. im im not riding dirty then i usually just ignore n drive unless i know i was driving in the wrong then i worry about my insurance n the costs as well as tickets
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will i be tazed for smokin weed while driving?
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Now i've got two assholes
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How's my driving?
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nothing, I already dumped the body.
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I unbutton one more button on my blouse and hope it's a male cop.
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"if they get any closer I'll slam on the brakes" I once did it, they rammed me and ended up paying for the damage.
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"You'll never take me alive copper!"
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when was the last time they clean the donuts off the floor and if they are going to taz someone why not just give them a donut too to go with the torture.
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Well this kinda comes to mind.....OH CRAP !! F*** SH*T I could go on and on, but I think u get it...lol
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Well, I don't get nervous or anything, but I always have to laugh at those people who go under the speed limit because of it.
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did i do any wrong? (yes, coz i am driving w/o license) am i too hot? what makes them 'stalking' me? >> haha am i look like one of those in the 'wanted list'? ah darn, i need to pretend i am a safe driver... ah, i hope these policemen are handsome + hot..hehe cool..i hate police..they get me scare..
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Shit, put out the doobie, and act natural,... and lower my speed if needed.
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They are not behind me too long,I have a signal light that goes on quite quickley,I'm the type of driver I don't need them on my mind while driving especially if I'm going a long ways and I know their going to follow me.They drive faster than I do and I drive the speed limit....They usually end up passing me anyways..lol lol
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What goes on in my mind is, oops is my seat belt on.
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Damn it figures, When you need one, nowhere to be found, body in the trunk right there, murphys flaw!
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Damn. I hope he doesn't look at my expired plate.
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Hmm. I reckon I could outrun him.. I wonder if I should.. Nah, I guess I'll just pull over this time.
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Oh, shit, what have I done now???
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i am going to get pulled over....my shows over
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Damn it, I hope there are no body parts hanging out the back of the truck.
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Glad I dont smoke pot anymore,and I dont drink and drive,I wasnt speeding so..Im ok,right?RIGHT?!
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"What a coincidence, I need to pull over for a moment to get something out of my teeth. Just long enough for him to pass and then I'll pull back into traffic. No worries."
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Drive extra carefully, use my blinkers, etc., etc. If I can do so without too much bother, I'll turn and go once around the block, and then continue on my way without the cop.
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I hope its LAPD! (ab user)
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I just hope it's a city Cop, and not a sheriff's deputy. I fix the city's vehicles for a living. I just pray and do the speed limit
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Geeze...I hope he isn't going to pull me over.
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Damn I should have put on underwear today!!
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Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you.
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if i am on my bike. make sure my feet are on the ground.
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OMG! what did I do now?
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Nothing because I'm not breaking the law!!!
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Am I going to get a speeding ticket? Did he clock me before I saw him?
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"Why is the @$$hole tailgaiting me? This CAN'T be legal." I swear every deputy in my county is required to be intoxicated on the job. That's the only excuse for their HORRIBLE driving.
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Don't you dare turn those darn disco lights on!!!!
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RUN!!!
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Don't slow down ! don't speed up ! act natural ! not too natural ! don't answer that ! " hello ? hold on there's a cop behind me. " Don't look in the mirror ! He's not even behind me amymore...
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FU%@ ME!!!
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"I hope he won't notice the body in the trunk!"
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"My name is Rodregais Delando, I live at 3024 avion drive, and as soon as he notice's the ID's fake I elbow him in the face and speed outta there."
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Good now my husband will slow down and not drive as if he was on a race track.
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My first two thoughts are always the same: 1. How fast am I going? 2. Am I going to be pulled over? After watching the police car in my rear-view mirror for a couple minutes I begin to wonder if I'm about to hit something in front of me. These thoughts accure to me even when I'm sure I've done nothing.
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Wonder if they've got a spare doughnut.
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I'm gonna drive it like it's stolen! "Cowboy Up"
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Does he know that my wifes body is in the boot.
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My ass goes through my mind as I hit a telephone pole while staring at the side view mirror.
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I hope they dont stop me, i feel nervous even if i dont need to be
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OMG... Did I remember to put that registration sticker on my license plate?! *Yoda Voice* I am not a problem... The other drivers... Speeding they are. A ticket... Need one they do. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
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Y DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY WHEN I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, WHY ARE WE NOT REALLY FREE??? WHY DO I PAY THERE SALARY TO HARASS ME???
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sniff sniff i smell bacon
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oh shit...$$$$$
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"I'm about to get beat down."
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Where is it heading to ...lol :-) !
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Perhaps, my car is moving in the other direction.
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am i going to fast am i going to slow wheres the nearest exit
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I dont drive.. but think mostly 'to slow down'.) Good question...I watch drivers when coppers are tailing... love seeing the reaction people hav to th authoroties.)
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I make sure that I am 5 MPH below the limit and otherwise ignore the little Nazi.
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I hope it's not "ticket tom". He's a local officer who has a reputation for giving out tickets for the smallest offenses and there's even a rumor that he ticketed his own grandmother.
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