• If I tell you it wont be as funny when you actually see it.
  • What does a Scouser have in common with a mushroom? Theyre both big headed and live in shit. :) (joking of course..)
  • my friend was watching television with her mother this afternoon. it was very quiet until the phone rang. the ringtone was very loud and startling when it broke the silence. my friend screamed and jumped from the sofa, kicking her poor mum right off the edge and onto the floor! i couldnt stop laughing for ages. (im sorry you had a bad day - i hope you have a better day tomorrow).
  • I was listening to the radio this morning on the way to work & they were talking about fist fights. One of the guys said that he was able to talk his way out of a fight w/ a bum. he was coming out of a club w/ his male friend & the bum came up & asked him for some money. When he told the bum that he didn't have any, the bum says, "well, that's it. You have no choice. I am going to kick your ass. let's go." Well, the guy tells him that he'd better win. The bum asked him why. he said,"Because this guy that's with me is my lover & if you lose, we are going to have our way with you." The bum dropped his hands REAL FAST & said Nevermind. I hope it made you laugh. I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard I was crying. :) Hope your day got better.

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