Never. -In the Master's service. Thank you and God bless you!

It already has. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan

It won't ,you have forgot about global warming.

According to my wife it will be the day I learn to lift the seat on the toilet.

Probably the same day that my conversations with my cat stop being one-sided.

all along we were told that hell is a place of fire and brimstone.how could such elements freeze? do as i do,don't believe in hell or heaven beyond life on earth.

When The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

When i go and bring a tub of icecream:)

This answer is by far the best that I have ever heard regarding Hell. Check it out. HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

When it dissipates enough of its energy into the ever-expanding universe.

Any minute now, watch out for frostbite if you're down there.

never

Hell is perpetually frozen! It's so cold that even thought is slowed to a crawl! It's jet black with no light or warmth of any kind! It's a place that is eternally filled with everlasting regret and remorse! There is no reprieve or pardon expected! There is no hope of any kind, for in HELL even GOD has forsaken you! All that have taken a life will know HELL till the end of time!

When McCain becomes President

When America gets/elects a quality candidate for President

When the glaciers in the north and south pole melt...completely and boy are we "inching" towards that day real fast...

When I stop talking to you nice guys!

When the Yeti dies and isn't accepted into heaven XD

When we can all agree on what shoes goes best with a skort.