ANSWERS: 4
  • Without usery (interest)
  • ????? why not just ask your church leader......???
    • Linda Joy
      I would. This is a Bible trivia question.
    • Anoname
      Clearly a trivia Q.
  • In a brown envelope.
    • Ice man
      Wouldn't white be better ?
    • beaker95
      Racist.
    • Ice man
      Thank you. I know you mean that in the nicest way ...
    • beaker95
      It's just so good to be having you early in the morning, whilst I am still fresh and hard. Usually you are getting me late at night, whilst I am tired and droopy.
    • Ice man
      I knew you'd like it, care for some tea and crumpets ?
    • beaker95
      Go on then, it is time for elevenses. What do you have to smear all over the crumpets ? Do tempt me, do. No sugar in the tea either. Thank you. And put some clothes on this time. Exhibitionist.
    • Ice man
      Well how else did you expect me to smear the maple syrup ?
    • beaker95
      With a spoon, not a needle.
    • Linda Joy
      Lol
    • beaker95
      That shut him up, hey Linda. He's got no comeback now.
    • Ice man
      Sorry, I was occupied elsewhere. It's more like a rolling pin you dullard ! @Linda - Good morning nice of you to join us, we were wondering if you were out of jail yet ?
    • beaker95
      I think you might need to seek medical assistance if it looks like a rolling pin. What have you been doing to it ? And remind me not to eat any more of your apple pies.
    • Ice man
      That's not what you said when we went to the vicar's house for fun night.
    • beaker95
      That is supposed to be kept in the strictest confidence.
    • Ice man
      Well then you better stick it back in the vicar's mouth because he's the one "spreading the word".
  • The exact same way an Atheist would lend money to another.
    • beaker95
      Thru sexual favours ?
    • Ice man
      Yes, exactly! I knew I could count on you.....
    • beaker95
      Count on my what ? Genitalia ?
    • Ice man
      Well it's gotten harder since they started falling off ...
    • beaker95
      You are aroused by my leprosy ? Time for those iodine tablets again. Take two this time and with water, not beer.
    • Ice man
      But I thought they were suppositories ? Didn't you tell me to shove them up my ass ?
    • beaker95
      Wait for me next time, you selfish muffin. You know I like to watch. And it prefers to be called a donkey.
    • Ice man
      Oh sausage, you have such a way with words.
    • beaker95
      I once swallowed a dick.....shunhairy.
    • Ice man
      Shawn who ?
    • beaker95
      Rhymes with Spicer, but don't tell the Government.
    • Ice man
      But it's all good in the house of Donald. Just steer clear of Ivanka, Donald doesn't like to share ...
    • beaker95
      I'll shag Melania instead, then. She seems game.
    • Ice man
      No, that's just her perfume. But, yeah I think she's up for it, just don't say anything about the braided armpit hair. I made that mistake myself ... and she kicked me out.
    • beaker95
      Why were you braiding your armpit hair ? I don't want your sloppy seconds. Melania is a no-no. I am going to call Kellyanne and offer her flowers and chocolates.
    • Ice man
      Good idea, Donald says she gives good head and doesn't even get any on her dress.
    • beaker95
      She should be crowned our new Queen. So skillful.
    • Ice man
      Bad teeth, but skillful yes.
    • beaker95
      If teeth were important, God would not have hidden them away in an orifice.
    • Ice man
      I can't imagine eating an apple without them ...

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