If my sphincter gets itchy, is it okay to drag my butt across the carpet like dogs do?
What about at parties, and other social engagements? What is the proper butt dragging etiquette for these situations?
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Just use your vibrator, like the ladies do.
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Mr PantsFellDown LOL AT the dinner party!!? *thinks* I'll just introduce myself as Bill O'Reilly, so it won't seem unusual. -
Anoname Pithy. - Where is that buzzing coming from ? -
Mr PantsFellDown um, what buzzing? Um..I'm using the blender! I mean the doorbell! Wait *sweats* Lot of things go buzz!!!! it could even be my tooth brush, or an electric steak knife, or a vibrator. No, wait, NOT a vibrator, yea that was it. Aw shoot. *runs away* *awkwardly*
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Try some hemorrhoid cream.
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Go see the doc. It is often a sign of gall bladder problems. Bile should be absorbed in the colon, when it's not, you get an itchy butt hole. Oral medication clears this up.
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LOL, it's okay.I'll just let Captain Meow claw at it a bit. (it was only a joke question, for those who may have thought it a genuine inquiry. The truth is Mr Pants is a perfect asshole. *waits* *crickets* Ah geez..
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beaker95
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Mr PantsFellDown
Can one buy chocolate at this 7-11? *blink* *cowers a bit having asked that one* -
beaker95
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Mr PantsFellDown
Oh! ....I keep change in mine. You know, in case anyone needs a quarter for a toll, or something. -
beaker95
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No, get something to kill the pin worms in your ass. They may have come from your dog or cat anyway.
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Mr PantsFellDown
Pin worms?? Eep! ....How about if I just douche it with some boric acid? -
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Hydrochloric acid? *blink* -
Mr PantsFellDown
Sulfuric?? *blink blink*
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