ANSWERS: 4
  • I don't own any talking furniture.
    • Dean Freakman
      Well it's time you bought some.
  • Nice one, Deano. Unfortunately, my table top caught fire, whilst I was making brownies and I dumped it in the Walmart car-park. Not had the time to buy a replacement and what the heck, I eat all my meals in front of the TV anyway. How's Denise?
    • Dean Freakman
      I don't see her anymore.
  • When my boyfriend had put on a few pounds over Easter.
  • You should talk to that Mircat person ... she just loves this type of questions
    • Lilo Avli
      You're like Donald J Trump and his Twitter .... firing off a few missiles and laughing as they explode.
    • Ice man
      Phuck no, I'm smarter than him, by at least two big spoons of gravy . I heard the news tonight, that the missiles were fired on Syria. You might want to go dig yourself a bomb shelter. Poutin should be in a fine state by now.
    • Lilo Avli
      Yes, thanks Canada, for your support. Pussies !
    • Ice man
      I'm sure Justin will cry and apologize on Monday. Next he'll probably offer to give you 10 and a half million dollars, and you won't even have to give him any leaky submarines. Like last time.
    • Lilo Avli
      Tell him I'll accept the money. Yippee ! Fancy coming to the Bahamas with me ? You get first dibs on the bedroom.
    • Ice man
      Did you put a down payment on that leaky submarine ?
    • Lilo Avli
      No, I paid it all on my credit card. Gave them your name. Just bring your duct tape. If it's good enough for a fridge, it's good enough for a sub.
    • Ice man
      That's what I always say ... If you've got a tube of super glue and a roll of duct tape, there ain't nothing you can't fix....
    • Lilo Avli
      What about Third World hunger ?
    • Ice man
      That requires more tape.
    • Lilo Avli
      Donald J Trump's hair ?
    • Ice man
      More super glue..
    • Lilo Avli
      Kellyanne Conway's face ?
    • Ice man
      I'll let you know for sure if we can ever get it out of Donald's arse. But I'm leaning heavily towards a case of duct tape ...
    • Lilo Avli
      Is it because of your hip replacement therapy ?
    • Ice man
      No it's because she likes it up his arse, and to be honest he likes it too.
    • Lilo Avli
      Sounds like a good party to me. Are you catering there as well ?
    • Ice man
      No, they asked if I would, but I told them I didn't have enough cucumbers for them to play with.
    • Lilo Avli
      How many cucumbers do you have ?
    • Ice man
      None, I foolishly gave you the last one.
    • Lilo Avli
      But you made me very happy. Cucumber sandwich, anyone ?
    • Ice man
      That reminds me of a joke.
    • Lilo Avli
      That's nice. At your age, any memory is a good thing, right ?
    • Ice man
      I forgot the question ..
    • Lilo Avli
      What question ?
    • Ice man
      I don't know. Was there a question ?
    • Lilo Avli
      The more I find out, the less I know.
    • Ice man
      We've noticed that about you...
    • Lilo Avli
      Who is this "we" ?
    • Ice man
      Mircat, Linda, Simon, Dean, Dough Balls, Donald J, Kellyanne and Thinker.

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