ANSWERS: 3
  • By the footprints in the cheese spread.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I found them in my butter. Pesky elephants. *shakes fist at pesky elephants* But now, how do you know when they've been having sex in your backyard?
    • we are dough 68
      The butter is in a butter jar, next to the toaster in our house. The butter is only soft enough to spread for two weeks each July. For fifty weeks it is as solid as your sock. ( The daffodils are flattened and a rubbish bag is missing. )
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      LOL
  • There will likely be a turd where the cheese cake was.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh!!! an elephant turd...Man! That's gonna take up most of a whole shelf! *gets cleaning bucket, rubber gloves, tongs* ...I shoulda' just got a hamster.
  • There's a note in the fridge saying "George was here".

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