ANSWERS: 5
  • After 9 years of what?
  • no its not 'that's it'. its still that.
  • Were you expecting a watch....?
  • Time is but a colour.
  • Is there something you're not telling us ?? Maybe a detail or four ? ; )
    • we are dough 68
      (psssst....I think she's a woman, talkin' about her fella leaving after she has wasted nine years with him. hashtag bunny-boiler hashtag woman scorned hashtag she wants to cut some blokes' balls off with a very sharp knife. Be careful Mr. Ice, you still need your fishing tackle. )
    • Ice man
      OOOOOOooooooh ..kay.. [ he covers nether-regions and quietly backs away, with blinking eyes darting back and forth - searching for signs of bloody knife. ]
    • we are dough 68
      I've got your back, Buddy. Big ten four.
    • Ice man
      It's not my back that I'm worried about. Bigger ten-four !!
    • we are dough 68
      Be careful of door knobs when you back away.
    • Ice man
      Thanks for the tip. I just shoved a cast iron frying pan down the backside of my pants, that should protect my rear quarters, eh ?
    • beaker95
      Remind me not to eat the bacon when I visit you in your trailer.
    • Ice man
      Don't eat the bacon when you visit my trailer.
    • beaker95
      D'oh.
    • Linda Joy
      Does anyone else find it odd the pan was not used to protect the jewels instead?
    • Ice man
      No, the pan is used in this method for protection from a rear attack. Otherwise it can be used as a damn good weapon when being the "attackor", in much the same fashion as a good sturdy rolling pin.....

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