ANSWERS: 8
  • You aren't going to get me because I pull public vandalism for miles walking down the road at night?
    • beaker95
      Doesn't that hurt your shoulders....?
    • CosmicWunderkind
      Ha ha.. I get it now. Good one:)
  • Not in this day and age. I would make sure he had enough money for dinner if he was that hungry.
  • Only if the bum's owner is good looking and she will let me scrub her bum for 30 minutes in a nice warm shower session....
    • CosmicWunderkind
      This seriously occurred to me and I share your sentiments. What normal guy doesn't like some city bum. Somebody told me. Accchh!I ?I forget!: Womennn!
  • I was once at a meeting of some kind, in a place of some sort.. and a guy came in who had been asleep in a snowbank. He was shivering uncontrollably, crying, was far from anywhere he knew, and didnt know what to do about anything. He was stranded, penniless, nowhere to stay the night without freezing to death as he almost did.. He'd tried to get himself arrested so he could sleep indoors that way, and the cops told him to get lost. And now the meeting is over, and people are leaving and he begins to get upset because he sees what people are doing. None of them wants to deal with the untidiness of being the one to help him out somehow. Finally, all who remained was him and a homeless man who'd been living in a junky car that was a surprise it still ran. And he had no spare gas, which he needed himself to keep warm . But he told that guy to get in and took him to a detox. They gave him a happy pill and a warm blanket and a hot drink and a promise of sorting it all out in the morning. Now, WHY couldnt all those wealthy ****s with the BMW's and homes with carpets and lights and refrigerators full of food been the one to drive him somewhere? Why? Because people suck. They don't want to be inconvenienced by having to help another. And this is why Mr Pants thinks an asteroid hitting the Earth would improve the cosmic neighborhood.
    • beaker95
      But I have to start work at 8......
  • I already have a dirty bum because I have shit in my pants.
    • beaker95
      You've ruined my chocolate brownie, now.....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      HA HA! :D Yea, but what if having a dirty bum in one's home becomes fashionable, and posh people at upscale to do's begin bragging about what their dirty bum did today? How about that?
    • beaker95
      I will enter my submersible and form a new colony somewhere under the Pacific ocean....
  • I'd take them to the YMCA first for a shower. Then to the house for a meal. I've twice taken in homeless folk known from church. The common issue(drug addiction)
    • beaker95
      You should be Sainted....
  • I'd rather give him some money to buy his own dinner.

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