What's the worst thing you can say to a woman who tells you she's pregnant?
by 
Kevin B. ABFB
ANSWERS: 52
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"Well it's a good thing I bought those wire hangers at Wal-Mart yesterday."
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Wow. That's interesting. Until this moment, I thought you were a man with really bad fashion sense.
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"Ahhhh, well that explains why you are so fat." ~or~ "I'm not the father, am I? I sure hope not."
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So which of these 10 men are the father??
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Get rid of it!
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Don't worry, you could still lose it.
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"You fat slut , this brat is not mine ,because i have not touched you in over a year.
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"Yea, another girl I've been seeing is pregnant too".
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"Do you know who the father is?"
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can u pass the ketchup
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"abooort" Thinking what the hell? I'll let chris rock explain it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjW4i67YC04
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BYE
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"I don't think you would make a very good mom"
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is it mine?
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thats gonna be a big baby! it's gonna be a girl because she stole your looks or if she isn't feeling well it's all in your head i wouldn't LET myself get sick (like she has a choice lol) eat crackers (yeah okay like a cracker is really the answer to all your problems) if i were you i would/n't....
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Do you know who the father is?
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I had a vasectomy last year !
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It's not my baby!
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Sorry...
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ever hear of condoms?
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How did that happen? :)
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Um... Well... Saying "Oh congratulations! I hope it's a still-born! : )" is a pretty horrible thing to say... *cringes as he no doubt gets rated down*
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Oh sorry i just thought you were fat!
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"Oh good! I thought you were just getting fat."
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What the hell is wrong with you ? honestly
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Hmmm...you really don't look like the maternal type dear, and you can't really afford another baby, so why don't you let me adopt yours? (My mother's landlady asked her this very question when she was pregnant with my younger brother. Rude, huh?)
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It's about time you told me, 8 months really is kind of pushing this kind of a secret.
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"damn.... was the guy blind, or just drunk?"
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Again?!?
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"Wow, you really put on some weight there. Why don't you try getting a treadmill?"
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Now, don't you wish you had given me oral like I wanted?
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"Great, another contaminant in the gene pool." "Well, if you're reproducing then Darwinism has been disproven." "How many fathers does it have?"
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Not sure, but the worst thing you could say to a woman who isnt pregnant is "when are you due"?
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Er...I had a vasectomy 7 years ago...Do you have something you want to share?
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Does everything feel all right? When my wife had our son, there was a baby with extra legs where its arms should have been. . BaDonkaDonk, BaDonkaDonk. . Oh, you’re going to County General Hospital? Better watch your husband like a hawk - that’s where we had our last one, and the nurses there kept hitting on me... man, they were hot!
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"i hope your baby dies" ... some jerk told me this because he envies my husband haha!
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oh yeah, i hope it's human.
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really i thought you were smarter than that or my gosh you've gained ALOT of weight,wouldnt you like some lipo, i'll pay for it if you get rid of that kid! or hmmm, can i punch you in the uterus and see if it dies? or better than that one: can i do some experiments to see the easiest way to abort a baby without seeing a doctor, this one is going to be a tuffee.
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''How’d that happen!’’?
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"I shoot blanks!!!"
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"Who's the daddy"?
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There goes my life!!!
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Don't worry! I've got scissors!
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"ooh good! i thought you were just getting fat" :)
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I hope you're joking. PLEASE tell me you're joking.
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get rid of it, followed by well it aint mine so do wat ever u want but if u keep it im gone, that reali hurts especially if they love u n they kno they aint cheated
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Is it mine,my brother's or my dads baby?
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I want to have kids... just not with you or right now!
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You should get an abortion.
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"Oh....about that....RUN!"
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"Shit, i thought you've been pregnant since we met!"
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