What is the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?
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QueenDistructo
ANSWERS: 40
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Oh I have seen a lot!! I saw a girl that had "property of jose garcia" writtenon her chest. and two guys that had matching Calvin riding a dolphin tattoos...
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Anyone with a persons name on, like "I LOVE RINCE" yeah maybe today, but tomorrow ?
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A gorilla with a club in it's hand. Pahlease !!!!!
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My niece came to my house with a boyfriend that had a swastika tattooed on his right cheek. Not a good way to establish a good first impression. I showed him the door in short order. Not cool, man!
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There was one guy who got an F-16 (the fighter jet) tattooed on his forehead. This was a mistake. He saw a RedvsBlue PSA where one of the characters said "Why don't you get a picture of an M-16 (the gun) tattooed on your forehead, that oughta give Sarge a boner." So he got the tattoo, took a picture of it and set it to the guys that made the show with the message, "This oughta give Sarge a boner." That's really freakin' stupid. He got a lifelong tattoo in a place where everyone can see it, and it's not even the one he wanted. Here's the PSA. It's at the very end:
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i saw a girl one time she had en elvis tattoo on her! i mean i loooooooove elvis dont get me wrong but wow to put his face on your body? no i'll pass on that one!
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I don't get it when people get their OWN named tattooed on themselves... is this in case they get SOOO drunk that they forget who they are??
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I always think anyone who has the name of a boyfriend or girlfriend done is a bit daft. Someone told me once about a guy who had a tatoo for Rugby Town(or some other town, don't remember) Footbal Club, with a tattoo of a panther rampant above it, only the letters got mixed up when they did it, so he ended up with a Rocket From The Crypt tatoo before the band even existed. That's either stupid, or brilliant.
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A woman I worked with got a tattoo of a feather on her toe. You couldn't tell what it was, her feet were very nasty, and most of it crusted off. Yuck.
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My brother has "Your Name" tattooed on his arm. It's so stupid, but it totally cracks me up every time I see it.
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This kind of tattoo humor for sure...
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when young lads have ..made in britain tattooed on themselves,incase they forget where they are from i presume.
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A lady with a tattoo of her social security. I mean, above it, it said in bold letters: Social Security #.
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Well, I'd have to say that everytime I see a girl with a tattoo surrounding her belly button I think about how completely stupid she must be. Whether she plans to have children or not, people change their minds as they mature and they also slip up sometimes. I would LOVE to see one of them when theyre nine months pregnant and about to burst with that great big tat stretched out as much as possible, lol. OR, better yet, the nasty, saggy tat after the baby is born hahahaha
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well, my ex-husband had my name tattoo'd on his arm AFTER we broke up? why? i once saw one, a girl had shaved a little bit of her pubic hair, and had a matchstick man with a lawnmover tattoo'd so it looked like he was mowing her pubic hair..... pointless much??
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Two. 1/ A Spider web completely covering a guys face and head and neck with the spider in the web. 2/ A snake that apparently started in the genital region and wound its way around the guys body up his neck and opened with dripping fangs and a wide open mouth on one cheek. Both were horryfying.
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This one. This morning. On gizmodo.com
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Any and every forehead tattoo ever. Actually, that doesn't include tribal tattoos like the ones the Maori's have, for example (I actually think they look really cool, lol).
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Something that was supposed to be a mushroom on a this girl's chest. It was crooked, off center and looked like a blotch of dirt. Horrible..get it covered already.
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I hate British Bulldogs on necks, nasty and dated! also a friend had a tattoo done in chinese....found out it translated as 'f*ck witt' :)
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My friend had a tattoo of a money on her lower back with wing looking buches comeing out from behind it on either side with bananas. It's hideous.
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There was this one picture with a Pokemon on it, Mew I think or Mewtwo, can't remember.
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It was a full body tattoo of a tiger.
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Born to raise corn. (Really!)
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Just saw on the news this morning where a guy had a picture of his wife and 2 girls tattooed on his back. The tattoo was very cool looking, however as soon as he was done his wife told him she was leaving him.
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I know it's not particularly remarkable, but it's so incredibly pointless - a friend in high school got a horribly technicolored tattoo of a dolphin and some kind of hawaiian flower on her boob. STUPID. Ugliest thing I've ever seen, totally meaningless, and it's on her BOOB. My friend's boyfriend has a cross with a soccer ball behind it. The idiot doesn't even play soccer anymore. Now he wants "Made in America" on his foot. She threatened to break up with him.
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my friend had the grim reaper tatooed on his hand. the guy is an undertaker....not the most professional decision he has ever made. he has to wear gloves everytime he meets the deceased persons relatives.
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I was married to a Tattoo Artist and we owned a Tattoo Studio...he would CRINGE when someone requested a red rose. So much so that as an inside joke he offered a free tat to anyone getting a "reverse" green rose red stem and lo and behold some giggly girl took him up on it....we laughed for hours <at her, not with her!>
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This girl had two black cat paw prints on her boobs. Truly awful!
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Guy at work got a UPC barcode tattoo'd on his shoulder. Just a square box with lines on it and numbers on the bottom. At the hardware store, they scanned it at the cash register and it said 2x4 stud.
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The classic for me is this: a young lady (?) I know who had an absolutely gorgeous body had the last name of Nabors. So, she decided it would be fun to have The Nabors Bitch tattooed in 3" tall solid black letters along her bikini line. Except she had a tiny problem with punctuation.... and has a tattoo that reads "The Nabor's Bitch below her growing baby. I can only imagine what the stretch marks will do to enhance the beauty of the lettering.
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I was drunk one night and let a friend tattoo "Hit by Stupid's Arrow" on my arm...I've since had it removed...
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Let me tell you a story: A woman I know is very proud to be born under the star sign Leo (the lion). She got a tattoo a few weeks ago with the words "Lion" on her arm in Chinese characters. Not too long ago, she went to a Chinese resturant, and one of the waiters there walked past, saw her tattoo on her upper-arm and read it. "Mouse", he said.
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What a good Nascar fan she is:-)
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stupid and offensive; i saw a guy who had a man with his fist out on his upper forearm and a woman on his bicep, and whenever he flexed it looked like the man was punching the woman. i mean come on. also; a little guy putting a golf ball into someone's navel. that was actually sort of funny.
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i work in a tattoo shop i see stubed but well done tattoos all day lol
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i hate seeing older people with cartoon character tattoos.like tweety pie,taz,or winnie the pooh on a forty year old.
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This might not have been a stupid tattoo if it were in a different place but I saw this woman with wrinkly sun-damaged skin with a redback spider on her shoulder. Along with the boob tube, mini skirt, love handles and bottle blonde hair it was NOT a good look! She wasn't all that old either but she must have spent a lot of time sunbaking.
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I saw a guy tattoo a fly on his pecker w/ hey baby written next to it. hah does anyone know a good option to cover up a tat of a swastika six by six on a teens belly. Im gonna help him get rid of it.jparis3@yahoo.com
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All of them.
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