Donny Osmond keeps using my back yard as a toilet, how do I stop him?
by 
neilychops
ANSWERS: 7
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Tell Marie - she's used to dealing with this.
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Its only puppy love! Alternatively install a wide screen tv in your garden and maybe play some of ..your favorite films!!!
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who's doing Donnie Osmond's makeup on Dancing with the Stars? overdone?
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Those crazy horses!!! Rock and roll.
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when did he stop using his fans' ears as a toilet?
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Call police.
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Install electric wiring cunningly hidden all through the grass so that when he pisses he hurts "little Donny". He won't do it any more, mon.
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