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I was sick.
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I'm allergic to the boss' smell of B.O
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Cramps.
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I had a 'family crisis' (though usually I do! *sigh* :D)
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Gotta take someone somewhere. (Dr, work, visit a sick friend). They don't have a ride, you know!
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i know a receptionist who use to use laryngitis as an excuse
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If im calling a male boss i will say i have unexplained P.V Loss, he will cringe. A female boss.... i have diarrhoea.
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I never do. I work because it's my duty to do so, and I never shirk my duty. Also, I have too much respect for my fellow workers to dump the load on them just because I'm irresponsible.
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Several... Migraine Stomach upset Have to take mum to the doctors Have to take cat to the vet Waiting for a plumber Bad back Car won't start Conjunctivitis Strange rash (could be measles and I don't want to infect anyone) Toothache Earache Dizzy spells General nausea Vomiting
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Well I don't work, but when I skip school it was always "I had a dental appointment." I had braces up until like 3 wks ago, so that always worked out nicely. Now I don't really know what my excuse will be.
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you should hear my 'sick voice'... works everytime
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i usually all in with a case of the "runns", or that my arm hurts (i have metal plates, rods, screws and brackets in it)
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what the fuck is wrong with you people! if you want to call in sick, then obviously you should change jobs.
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I would tell them that I retired 5 years ago but I've never had to use that one. ;)
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I don't use excuses...i don't need them I have serious health issues.
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My position does not really permit that but does on occasion allow me an extra long "lunch" or an early departure to rendezvous with a man who is interested in me.
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My goldfish died.
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